Just Punch Me In The Face Now, PLEASE!

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Until yesterday, I have to admit, I was blissfully unaware that Andrea Tantaros lived and breathed.  Nor did I know that she was part of a FoxNews gang that call themselves “The Five” - dundundun.  Whatever.

This morning, however, I woke to the news that this same Andrea Tantaros was calling on my community to search me out and punch me in the face for voting for Barack Obama.  Now I’ve been voting for longer than Ms. Smarty Pants has been alive so I didn’t take it all that well.  Turns out that, despite her sophomoric mentality and social skills, this chick has her own talk radio show and on Thursday night she was busy holding forth on the James Rosen Affair.  Shheeeeesh.

Here’s the transcript:

Fox said, we’re targets, clearly Media Matters and others have put us on a target list.  And they said, ‘Oh, Fox is just crazy! They’re just paranoid!’ Really? Are we?’

This is what is happening to our press! This is Obama’s America! It’s like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the country. He said it. And a lot of people voted for him.

And if you see any of those people today, do me a favor, punch them in the face.

After a commercial break, a caller from South Carolina told Tantaros that he hated Obama, but worried that telling people to punch Obama voters in the face was sending the wrong message.

To be clear, I didn’t say punch Obama in the face. You’re going to get me arrested with this type of government.

If someone voted for him!” she insisted to the caller. “If anyone that you know who voted for President Obama, smack ‘em down.

Well, you know, I’m willing to chalk up a certain amount of brash and trashy talk from the young because they’re not always working with a full toolbox, yet.  As I recollect, at 34, there’s still a little to learn and a lot to polish up.  But this character has been planted in the media for at least five years now, and, from a very tender age, unabashedly spewing the most superficial analyses even by today’s dubious journalistic values.

Since I had to go through the pain of sifting through Ms. Tantaros’ oeuvre, to figure out where she’s coming from, I figured I might as well provide a little round-up of Stupid Things Andrea Tantaros Said:

On Plan B contraceptives:

I mean look, if the president is going to talk about his daughters, typically I would not talk about the daughters, unless, of course, they go to the Bahamas on spring break and we have to pay for it and I think it’s wrong, which I do. But they’re not grown women. So I’m just wondering, at 15 years old, is the Obama daughter, Malia, going to go on birth control? Are they gonna put her on birth control? Because he’s very concerned with the contraceptives and pharmaceuticals that are going in the mouths of everybody else’s 15-year old daughter.

But it’s definitely collectivism, right? “It takes a village.” Do you hear it, everybody? “It takes a village to raise your kids.” President Obama is now the parent-in-chief. Kathleen Sebelius is raising your kids. Joe Biden is raising your kids. Oh not even, it doesn’t stop there. It’s not kids. They consider 15-year olds to be women. They want to tell grown women what to do. They know how grown women feel. They have no idea how women feel. They should stop talking about it, because they have no clue. 

On President Obama’s Fictional Muslim Background:

An ex-Muslim is a very dangerous thing. Well, because they can give you an inside look. And actually in the Muslim faith, that is worse, being an ex-Muslim because you’ve turned on the religion. They talk about war on the infidel, but what about the war on the apostate, the person who knows the Muslim faith and then turns from it. Is Bill Maher right? Some have said that’s President Obama, who even writes in his own book that he went to a Muslim school, he had a Muslim stepfather, he was educated in the Muslim faith, and now we have an effort by so many on the left and so many in the media to ignore radical Islam, let alone—I mean they try not to offend them, god forbid we teach about Islam in our schools so people know the history of it and our kids don’t tolerate things like terrorista license plates. But now they’re ignoring the ties to radical Islam. You know, George Carlin famously used to joke, the comedian, about the seven words you can’t say on air? Well now Islam and Muslim are two of those words that you can add to the list.

On Foreign Policy:

“Whenever American Lives Are In Danger” The Obama Administration “Deliberately” Does Nothing

On Sandra Fluke’s TIME Person of the Year nomination:

“What a terrible, I think, person to elevate. A woman who says, ‘I need the government, I need help, I can’t afford my own birth control.’ I should also point out the girl who was shot by the Taliban… is also on that list. She is a true hero. She is a true woman standing up for women’s rights, and I hope that they choose wisely or they can go the path of Newsweek and go bankrupt by continuing on this ridiculous path of nonsense.”

On High College Graduate Unemployment:

Economic Downturn Might Have Been “Best Thing” For Young People, Teaching Them “The Value Of A Dollar”

You’re so very welcome.

PS If I ever listen to another thing this bobblehead says, PLEASE! punch me in the face . . .

Posted by Bette Noir on 05/24/13 at 02:43 PM • Permalink

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Bette, at first when I saw the picture, I thought, “Why’s Bette posting about Kim Kardashian?”

Then I came to my senses and remembered that intellectual powerhouses like the Kardashians would never stoop to appearing on The Five.

Thanks to Wikipedia, I’ve discerned that she probably learned her trade in hostile arglebargle during her stint as Pat Toomey’s assistant flack.  Her move to the media was probably to get in on the Big Grift.

Oh, and Andrea?  To quote a legend, “I wish a motherfucker would.”

“God you were something in those days.

You were beautiful…

But if you don’t mind me saying, mean as a snake. You were as mean as a snake.”

From Beautiful Girls 1996

This is what is happening to our press! This is Obama’s America! It’s like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the country. He said it. And a lot of people voted for him.

It’s only liberals, of course—conservatives always value a free press. Well, you know. Maybe like, with some exceptions.  And some more notorious than others.

Mrs. Polly thought “Kardasian”, but I looked at that photo and thought “pron star”.  Yurns out I was essentially correct; she just does a slightly different kind of pron.

Bette, at first when I saw the picture, I thought, “Why’s Bette posting about Kim Kardashian?”

Dim Kardashian!

Mrs. Polly thought “Kardasian”, but I looked at that photo and thought “pron star”.  Yurns out I was essentially correct; she just does a slightly different kind of pron.

She gives angry old white guys a hate-on.

Shouldn’t the FCC get involved with this kind of incitement of violence?

They won’t be happy until they get their war. When they do, it will be a textbook case of one getting what they asked for, but not what they wanted.

...despite her sophomoric mentality and social skills, this chick has her own talk radio show…

I think that may actually be a prerequisite these days.

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