What has 18 legs and 6 sausages? The United States Supreme Court!

I remember when Sandra Day O’Connor became a Justice. I briefly thought maybe I’d grow up to be a lawyer, I was so proud. Thankfully, that notion passed. But it’s still a big fucking deal, man.

When is that loser Obama gonna get off his ass and do something for us wymynz?

APPOINTED OUT-OF-TOUCH LIBERAL ACTIVIST LAWYERS IN BLACK ROBES! HEY!

APPOINTED OUT-OF-TOUCH LIBERAL ACTIVIST LAWYERS IN BLACK ROBES! HEY!

APPOINTED OUT-OF-TOUCH LIBERAL ACTIVIST LAWYERS IN BLACK ROBES! HEY!

FOOD STAMPS! GAY STUFF! FOREIGN LAW! GOVERNMENT REPLACING GOD! RELAXED FIT JEANS THAT MAKE OLD GUYS LOOK SEXY, NOT FAT!

Lean back and enjoy it, America. We’re coming for your fur hats and your Patsy Cline records.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…. Elena Kagan?  The softball player?!?  This does not bode well for our nation.

She played softball, people.  SOFTBALL!

Can’t you see the connections???  Oligarhy!  United Nations!  Flouride!  Jimmy Smits, for God’s sake!!!  What does it take for you to see the…  I mean… my God!

(Huzzah!)

Nowadays online essays become more and more among students as it’s the right way to get help in studying.

Jesus Christ, Spambot! How do you expect to peddle term papers when you can’t construct a grammatically correct single-sentence teaser? Pull your head out, man! And give us your opinion on Kagan! (No, we won’t pay for it. Christ!)

Ah, someone killed the spambot post. It was just there. I swayer I am not hallucinating! (Good work, compadres!)

Crap, Betty—some other Mystery Hand deleted the Online Essays come-on. But I’ll back you up in court. It WAS there.

Sorry, Betty. It was a poor wee thing that was nevertheless making a bid to take over the whole blog. I’ll reinstate its skeleton for posterity.

Dear functionally illiterate essay-humper: buy a Google ad, dammit.

I seem to remember dropping somebody I barely knew on my Facebook page because she went all Firebagger apeshit about how we had to primary Obama for putting forth Kagan for SCOTUS. I honestly don’t remember the details, but I’m sure Glenn Greenwald would fill me in.

Anyway: I was in DC for a high school Washington Workshops program not long after Sandra Day O’Connor joined the court and it was definitely a thrill to see that lone woman up there with all the boys (and the 2000 election case was far in the future). Nice to know that we’re getting closer to parity, despite that awful cardboard-groping wimmyn-lynching Super-Sekrit Mooslim-Kenyan Impostor.

Also: is it okay for me to think that Ben Nelson is an ever bigger POS than Lieberman?

Funny that termpapercheatz.com (name changed to protect the automated) should pop up on such a Palinocentric day, isn’t it?

become more and more among students as it’s the right way to get help in studying.

For all your syntax-mangling needs.

PS: FreeRepublic identifies the (R) votes:

Susan Collins (ME), Lindsey Graham (SC), Richard Lugar (IN), Olympia Snowe (ME) and Judd Gregg (NH).

the retiring judd gregg bastard! WTG traitor!

Also: is it okay for me to think that Ben Nelson is an ever bigger POS than Lieberman?

Yes.

I have heard concerns from Nebraskans regarding Ms. Kagan, and her lack of a judicial record makes it difficult for me to discount the concerns raised by Nebraskans, or to reach a level of comfort that these concerns are unfounded.

Yeah, and we all know what an intellectual state Nebraska is.  Apologies to any Nebraska readers, because if you’re here then you’re an exception, but, well, NEBRASKA!

I have heard concerns from Nebraskans

Both of them?

CAN I HAZ SHARIA NOW?

SEAN HANNITY SEZ I CAN.

About effing time there was a Mets fan on the Supreme Court, someone who will root for the underdog.

Whew! I have a serious case of Awesomeness overload.

I have heard concerns from Nebraskans regarding Ms. Kagan, and her lack of a judicial record makes it difficult for me to discount the concerns raised by Nebraskans, or to reach a level of comfort that these concerns are unfounded.

‘Low me to translate: “Some of my constituents are freaking out because she’s not married and has short hair and went to law school and we all know what THAT means. I’m going to mention her lack of judicial record to cover for my fellow creeps who are really just concerned she’ll use her appointment to the SCotUS to force lesbo cooties down our throats.”

you know, many men would pay good money to have lesbo cooties forced down their throats. Especially if Madame Kagan wore stilettos, or paramilitary boots while doing so. Perhaps the republicans just wanted her to take advantage of business opportunity they wish to support?

I can’t wait to see the Google Ads that are generated by this turn in the conversation.

pay good money to have lesbo cooties forced down their throats

URL or PO Box PLEASE!

Can’t wait to see how Siskind spins the GOP vote.

Dr. Kevin Pezzi, we hardly knew ye!  But under the wheels of Tiny Andrew’s Special Bus you must go!

Dr. Kevin Pezzi, we hardly knew ye!  But under the wheels of Tiny Andrew’s Special Bus you must go!

I’d have thought of running a post based on that first link, but WHOOSHHHH, no time!

Can’t wait to see how Siskind spins the GOP vote.

Day Two, and not a peep.