Keep F’ing that Chicken, Sarah Palin.

Just to not be posting something about Mitt Romney, because Oh MY Gawd that Guy! I’m going to be posting an innocent picture of former VP candidate and former half-term governor, Sarah Palin, along with the Former First Dude, Toad, who are very excited to be sharing a picture of themselves having just made a purchase at a chain restaurant.

See?  There they are, each holding some warm bags of chicken because that is what they do. They have pictures taken of themselves inside fast food places. Because they’re regular folks, is what. And because they support businesses, is why.

It’s all pretty simple, really.

Now, some people might contend that this is a political statement in favor of a business that does discriminate against people, that they’re using this business to show support of the larger “cause” of homophobia, and some might even go so far as to suggest that they’ve aligned themselves with the “chicken winger” cause du jour because it makes them seem relevant to a backwards movement against the freedom of a select group of people to make choices particular to their families and their lives, in support of what could be labelled hate speech against those people. And there may very well be reason to believe that not only is Sarah Palin a virulent homophobe, but she’s raised her own children to be, and her own grandchild is being raised to be as well.

But mostly, I think the Palins simply believe that there is essentially nothing that they can or should do anymore that isn’t digitally recorded and broadcast, whether it be dancing amongst the pseudo-stars or even buying sundered, deep-fried poultry bits linked to hate. Maybe some folks want to call that “family values”—but I don’t think that’s what you call saying some people aren’t valuable enough to make families.

I don’t care if she’s supposedly politically irrelevant—what she is taking a stand for isn’t, yet. But it ought to be. And she obviously wants attention—so here. Attention is paid.

Posted by Vixen Strangely on 07/29/12 at 10:53 PM • Permalink

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Ol’ Sarah’s starting to look a little rough around the edges. She seems a bit more saggy and the hair looks kinda scraggly. The last thing she needs is greasy, holier-than-thou chicken.

Another amateur move from Team Palin. She would have gotten a bit more mileage out of this if she’d just waited until Huckabee’s CFA Love-In on Wednesday.

Honestly, it’s like Greta isn’t even trying anymore.

Chick-Fil-A made a brilliant business decision. They are getting free publicity from the right-wing universe and by broadcasting their reactionary anti-homosexual politics they ensure a client base will become rabid for them.

Chick-fil-A has repeatedly threatened to sue Vermont artist Bo Muller-Moore to stop him from using the phrase “Eat More Kale” because according to their bevy of Corporate lawyers it violates their phrase “Eat Mor Chikin”.

As for Palin I wonder if she and Todd had a fight over who got to wear the tighter shirt?

“I’m still relevant, damn it!”

Mmmm, Chikin-scented Desperation, to go! Eat Mor Krow, Gov. Half-Been!

Man, hate sells.  We may have to increase the Crazification Factor to 29%.

why is she wearing sun glasses inside? did todd punch her or something?

@merl: LOL, what Larry David said.  “You know who wears sunglasses inside?  Blind people and assholes.”

Comment by Lowkey on 07/31/12 at 03:22 PM

The Phillies traded Shane Victorino to the Dodgers today.

I blame Bristol Palin.

The Phillies traded Hunter Pence to the mother&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&&^%$$#$ng Giants today, I blame Willow.

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