Karl Rove attacks, kills concept of self-awareness
In a brazen, grisly assault, former George W. Bush advisor Karl Rove brutally attacked the concept of self-awareness during an ABC television broadcast.
As viewers and the production crew watched in horror, Rove seized self-awareness by the neck, sank his razor-sharp fangs into its carotid artery, sucked out its core meaning and then dropped its lifeless body on the studio floor:
Appearing on ABC’s “Top Line,” Rove attacked the Obama administration over a series of alleged foreign policy missteps arising, he said, from insufficient “groundwork.”
“We saw it in Honduras,” Rove said. “Where, rather than monitoring the situation, [the Obama administration] let a cowboy president try to act in an extra-constitutional way to violate a fundamental principle in the Constitution, all without having done their homework in advance.”
A stunned nation was left to ponder these three words: What. The. Fuck.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/16/10 at 09:37 AM • Permalink
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