I see Strange’s rehab is progressing well.

Me? I’m going to be cowering in the basement till this latest storm passes.

reminds me of the 1980’s when cars had to have those 5mph bumpers.

Jeez.  What must she think about herself?  Can you undergo that much surgery, and dress and paint yourself that way, and still like yourself?  Does she keep herself anesthetized by continually concentrating on upgrading her body and demeanor?  Also maybe with drugs?

His motivation I do not know.  Does he think every other man wants her so bad?  Or is he simply amused that she’s willing to do such drastic things to herself?  Maybe he thinks of her as a totally tricked out vintage automobile and likes to show her off.

Or, you know, maybe it’s true love.

That’s at least a full year’s production from the silicone mines.

We had an incident down here in FL recently in which a fake doctor injected some unfortunate woman’s ass with Fix a Flat and other products to achieve a similar effect. I just thought why go to that pain and expense when there’s a perfectly lovely Krispy Kreme right down the road? Some folks are just damned picky about where their fat is stored, I guess.

I confess I have no idea who the experiment on the right is, but I sure don’t want to see her in ten years, nomsayn?

They’ve been married for 10 years.  I think it must be love :)

some before pix of Coco:

Damn, Nellcote, she was adorable.

See, this is why I never wade into the issue of elective surgery—I’m against it in general, and breast implants in particular, but that position would only have a moral component to my mind if the recipients ever looked better afterwards. “Dude, total boner-killer” isn’t exactly a principled feminist stance.

Also, good to know they’ve been married for ten years—that means my friend’s friend who blew him on the set of Law & Order can think back upon the experience with a clear conscience.

Oh, great, now you have me thinking about the Schwarzenegger plo-chops story.

Hey, I just realized it looks like “hot chocolate” refers to Ice-T, but that wasn’t intentional. I’m not apologizing, I’m saying it’s better this way and I’m too stupid to’ve done it on purpose.

Gil, you should have just taken credit to it.  I found it quite punny.