Keeping It Classy

George Zimmerman, the innocent, traumatized victim of dangerous Skittle-flinging ninja-thug Trayvon Martin, has been doing what you would expect someone who was acquitted after shooting an unarmed minor to death to do: lying low and contemplating the fragility of life while respecting the grief of the Martin family. Or not:


That’s Zimmerman touring the fucking Kel-Tec gun plant in Cocoa Beach and posing for photos with an employee like some celebrity or huckster politician (with boob sweat). Kel-Tec manufactured the gun used to shoot Trayvon Martin. Zimmerman also reportedly inquired about this sweet little number:


It holds 12 rounds of 12-gauge shotgun shells, which could take out half a busload of unarmed high-schoolers.

I know some of you are convinced Zimmerman is a cold-blooded murderer who went looking for someone to kill that rainy night. I always thought he was a squirrely incompetent instead, a squishy, officious little prick who thought strapping a gun on made him a BIG man and ended up killing a kid when his RoboCop fantasy went awry.

Damned if this personal tour of the death instrument factory and grip-and-grin photo-op don’t make me think y’all might be right after all. Who the fuck does such a thing, except a sociopath?

[X-posted at Balloon Juice]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/23/13 at 09:51 AM • Permalink

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So…We’re citing TMZ now?

@DJ: Well, there is a photo. Seems on the up-and-up to me. Blind hogs, acorns, etc.

Hi Betty, obvious racism.

A white guy trying to tempt a Hispanic into gun ownership.

Zimmerman has the smug air of a guy who got away with murder and believes he can’t be touched. Personally, I think he’s a monster.

A sweaty monster at that. 

We’ll be seeing this guy again, first as a warm-up speaker on the low level wingnut circuit, of course only after some time being a paid-for hero at gun shows; sense of propriety and all that.  He may have started out as a cop wannabe, but now he’s feeling his oats and believing he’s the hero the right has made him into.  He’ll be forced to Stand his Ground again someday though, and then we’ll see if he gets away with murder a second time.

Jeez, Betty, why can’t we both be right? I mean, a squirrelly, officious bigfat prick who just needed the right circs to set that sociopath free.

Live by the gun ... well, you know.

@DJ. The Zimmerman Sentinel make ya feel better? rtin/os-george-zimmerman-gun-factory-20130824,0,5796920.stor y

Comment by Rebecca on 08/24/13 at 10:26 PM

I had a sick feeling all along that he’d be riding the wingnut gravy train.

I predict that he’ll be a speaker at next year’s CPAC.  Grifters gotta grift, after all.

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