Ken Blackwell for RNC Chairman!

Let me just take a moment to endorse Kenneth Blackwell for RNC Chairman. Sure he helped steal Ohio for President Bush in 2004, but he is also an expert in something near and dear to the heart of Republicans everywhere, something that they are deeply, deeply committed to as a party, something that they should totally campaign on in 2010 and 2012 if they want to have any chance of ever winning an election again.

That something? Sex between men and boys!

For your viewing pleasure (I hope not that kind of pleasure), here is Ken Blackwell debating then-Congressman Ted Strickland during the 2006 Ohio Governor’s race. Ken Blackwell of course won that race and is now the very successful Governor of Ohio. Actually he got pathetically trounced, but—

That’s right, Kenneth Blackwell seems to know a helluva lot about the North American Man Boy Love Association (commonly known as “NAMBLA” to Republicans), so he’s obviously a shoo-in for the chairmanship.

Also, creepy clown-faced pseudo-politician Steve Forbes is supporting him.

This should be a slam dunk.

(Cross posted at The November Blog and The Seminal)

Posted by Noah on 12/10/08 at 03:00 PM • Permalink

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Comment by Noah on 12/10/08 at 03:03 PM

I’m from Ohio, the Dysfunctional State. We have some real lulu politicians, like John Boener, and we had Ken Blackwell, too. He did his best to screw up voters’ rights in 2004, like bogging things down with arguments about what thickness of paper the ballots should have been printed on.

We laughed hard when he lost to Strickland, but had no idea he would bounce back so quickly. What a shame!

Comment by donnah on 12/10/08 at 03:25 PM

Isn’t Ken Blackwell the guy that PUMA was holding up as the last, honest black politician? Or was it the Republicans?

I know, I know…

Comment by Ripley on 12/10/08 at 03:26 PM

WTF just happened? It was like Ken Blackwell guest-hosted the Daily Show or something. Illinois may be the most corrupt state, but Ohio is clearly the most insane.

Comment by sean on 12/10/08 at 07:50 PM

UGH!

I too am from Ohio. The last thing I want to see is Ken Blackwell re-emerge anywhere!!!

He was VERY damaging and dangerous as SOS here in OH. He’s ultra-right wing and dangerously calculating and maliciously political.

Just because he’s a loathsome nut-job that is far to the right of the mainstream does not mean he isn’t dangerous!!!

Do not wish him upon the GOP or any of us. Instead, better for him to just fade away into obscurity…

Comment by G on 12/10/08 at 09:55 PM

Shrimp dicks like Blackwell show that no race has a lock on narrow-minded buffonery. I really hope the RNC gives him the position so we can sit back and watch the party fire round after round of tank piercing bullets into their feet.