Kwittin’ Image Continues To Gush

Experts were disappointed today when, using the latest undersea robotic technology, attempts to lower a cap onto the Kwittin’ Image Nonsense Gusher failed. Despite the additional placement of an absorbant boom near the mouth of the gusher, nonsense continued to spill at a rate which GOP sources refused to estimate, but which industry sources admit qualifies as one of the worst disasters in over eight years.

Industry sources were, however, quick to quash the suggestion that a nuclear option was in the works.

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 07/19/10 at 03:09 PM • Permalink

Categories: Images • Messylaneous • Politics • Nutters • Sarah Palin •

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Even if they cap off that particular source, the nonsense will just seep up through the substrata of ignorance when the pressure in the reservoir of Dumb builds. There’s no stopping it, I’m afraid.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 07/19/10 at 03:34 PM

Industry sources were, however, quick to quash the suggestion that a nuclear option was in the works.

That’s nu-kyu-ler, ya moran.

Comment by Tom65 on 07/19/10 at 03:40 PM

Obama should kiss McCain’s shriveled maverick ass every day for hanging Sarah around the GOP’s neck.

Don’t cap her, let her spew. Every time she speaks, 2012 looks brighter for her enemies.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/19/10 at 03:54 PM

Just plug the damn hole.

Comment by YAFB on 07/19/10 at 04:21 PM

Daddy, have you fixed the gusher of moronic stupidity yet?

Comment by HumboldtBlue on 07/19/10 at 06:22 PM

Don’t cap her, let her spew. Every time she speaks, 2012 looks brighter for her enemies.

I hope. 2000 and 2004 are waaaay too fresh.

Comment by Elisabeth on 07/19/10 at 06:53 PM

I’m with Elisabeth. There’s no amount of imagined stupidity greater than the actual stupidity of American voters. After one term of the male equivalent of Palin, the voters said “More, please.”

Comment by Glix on 07/20/10 at 12:00 AM

You Progressive Elitists don’t realize that when you mock our Grizzly Mama, you play right into our trap; we Patriots believe that America is a country of pridefully ignorant dunces, and Sarah Palin is our Queen!

Shame on you for demanding more of Americans than that.