Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild has written something!

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Loopy Lady Lynn Forester de Laughingstock is bellowing “I TOLD YOU SO!” over at the horrible, horrible The Daily Beast (really, this full-grown lady person actually is). Sometimes snark just plain isn’t required. This is one of those times:

Obama’s shortcomings were eminently foreseeable, says one of McCain’s most prominent Democratic backers. Lynn Forester de Rothschild on how the president’s fake bipartisanship could never hide his true leftist agenda. [...]

Perhaps the biggest fabrication of the Obama candidacy was his claim of being a centrist. Sure, he made promises during the campaign that pleased moderates. He promised “the elimination of capital gains taxes for small business,” a $3,000 refundable tax credit to existing businesses for every additional employee hired through 2010, removal of penalties for early withdrawal of 401(k) savings during the recession, and no administration jobs for lobbyists. Perhaps the best of all was the promise he made in the Mississippi presidential debate when he said, “We need earmark reform. And when I’m president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.” They were specific, sensible promises—ones that enabled him to mislead the electorate about his real plans for America. [...]

So if he wasn’t going to be a centrist Democrat in the tradition of Bill Clinton, what did Barack Obama want from his presidency, should he be elected? He told us from the beginning. It was a stunning agenda, but it seemed innocuous, even inspiring, during the campaign. Standing on the steps of the old Illinois State Capitol, announcing his candidacy for president, Obama declared he was running “not just to hold an office, but to gather with you to transform a nation.” Suddenly now everyone is worried he is trying to transform America. He had said so all along. His is an effort to make a bigger, more intrusive and more costly government. His hope is, and has always been, to turn the country into a nation that looks more like a European social democracy. He ignores that the roots of our strength have always been small government and a dynamic private sector, fostered by both Democrats and Republicans. His cynical use of centrist language as a tool to get elected does not change the fact of his true objectives for America.

OBAMAMG! THE ELITIST, SWARTHY PRESIDENT WITH THE UN-AMERICAN NAME HAS PLANS AND OBJECTIVES! HE MUST BE STOPPED!*

[via this guy who hates the oh-so-hate-able Obama for entirely different reasons, but at least he’s still willing to blow him—just like Larry Sinclair!—if he really transforms America into a European social democracy. Oh ‘Bama, why is absolutely no one in the United States pleased with you?]

RELATED: Our own Betty Cracker has more on Lady Lynn over at her blog. And our own (we own lots of things!) Mrs. Polly blingeed the shit out of Lady Lynn, too!

* OK, maybe a little snark.

UPDATE: Pareene FTW!

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/01/10 at 10:19 AM • Permalink

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Here’s the comment I left at TDB:

Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, Baronetess of Bumtickle-upon-High Hillaryite, tried to warn you stupid peasants about über-elitist Barack Obama back in aught-eight. But did you uncouth, ill-bred rustics listen? No. No you did not.

So Lady Lynn must now rap your work-coarsened knuckles with her peacock fan, utter her mirthless, aristocratic whinny and say: “I told you so!” Enjoy your socialist wasteland, serfs!

I shamelessly stole the “peacock fan” line from Mrs. P, but I doubt she’ll mind.

I hate to recycle a recent gag, but Lady Luge to Roquefort requires a Dennis Hopper ApocoReply:

Hey, Lady Luge, you don’t talk to the O-Man. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll… uh… well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a corner, and he’ll say, “The campaign is over, John. I think we’ve got to go ahead and make some decisions, and then that’s what elections are for. We have honest disagreements about—about the vision for the country and we’ll go ahead and test those out over the next several months till November. All right?”... I mean I’m… no, I can’t… I’m a little man, I’m a little man, he’s… he’s a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the confetti-strewn floors of the Denver convention…

Like Palin and Beck, Lady Luge is a parasitic non-entity whose only claim-to-fame is fame. A weightless, meddling dilettante with a shitwad of money and too much free time. In a just world, she’d be repping Tupperware.

Ok, I’m confused.  I thought the universal Pumatage on O-hethatis was that he was a stinkin’ corporatist like W.

Well, I think Alex Pareene summarized the whole paradox pretty neatly:

but the answer is simply that she is stupid, and this is a stupid column drafted by a stupid person, and no responsible publisher should’ve ever published it, because of how stupid it is.

In a just world, she’d be repping Tupperware Mary Kay Cosmetics.

the universal Pumatage

I don’t think there’s any such thing.  Some think he’s Cheney, others think he’s Che. All of it: stupid.

Proof certain that Lady Luge is suffering from a bad case of faux-populist ergot poisoning:

We need a movement of the militant middle; millions of voters who support the sensible policies from both parties.

Yeah, and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.

Every disaffected loudmouth yob in history has claimed to represent the Phantom Middle of “We the People.” Good luck with that one, Madame Fancypants.

Oh Strange, an Army of Darkness shout-out! That has made me happy on a gloomy Monday.

And yes, who better to understand the heartland real ‘murricans than Lady Humpsalot For-Bling?

Nice to see Dumb Dora, er, “Smart Woman” showing up (I guess she dropped “Smart Smart Woman” after realizing that saying it twice doesn’t make it so). And of course Siskind the Cyberstalker rears her pointy head.

We need a movement of the militant middle; millions of voters who support the sensible policies from both parties.

Wssn’t that Nixon’s “Silent Majority”? Lady Loon’s couture might be haute, but her politics are so 70s!

Here’s my addition:

This is my favorite quote from “Lady” Lynn, “His (Obama’s) hope is, and has always been, to turn the country into a nation that looks more like a European social democracy.”

This comes from a woman who sits on the board of The Economist and spends half her year in England - a “European social democracy” that has bestowed its titles, land and riches upon her via her marriage to Sir Evelyn.

And unlike the PUMA she so inspired, her claims of Obama as “leftist” mark her more as Freeper than Puma, who consider him the slightly darker brother of W.

You can trust her - she’s rich.  What, that’s not enough for you?  Well, fuck you!  You’re obviously not rich!

We need a movement of the militant middle; millions of voters who support the sensible policies from both parties.

Let me fix that for you, since it started so well…

We need a movement of the militant middle; millions of morons who masturbate to mealy-mouthed mediocrities from middling “moderates.”

Nattering nabobs of pumativity? Hmm. Needs work.

Pewling Pumas of Puerility?

The DB is one of the sponsors of a conference with SOS Clinton which includes Valerie Jarrett, Julie Taymor, and Meryl Streep.

A lot of questions regarding Tina Brown’s approach are answered in the announcement:

Through interactive tools here on The Daily Beast, readers can discuss the issues

I blame my militant middle on high fructose corn syrup.

So I just realized that when Lady Lynn de Hoitypoot first sank her talons into the then-married father of three Sir Evelyn de Rothschild, she was 45, he 69.  In fairness to Sir Evelyn, his money doesn’t look a day over 50.

They met at Bilderberg and honeymooned in the Clinton White House!  Activate tin foil!

Ew.  A half-plus-seven violation at that age is Anna Nicole Smith levels of “ew.”

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