Forty Acres and a Mule and a trip to Spain Act.

Good ones. Here’s an idea:

Mandatory Multicultural Re-Education Centers to be staffed by tenured elite unionized NEH Grant recipient professors who all wrote their dissertations on schizo-Marxist interpretations of Piss Christ and Kenneth Anger movies. BOOM.

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Nice one, Doxastic! Here’s a couple more:

The Politically Correct Holiday Greeting Act of 2010, which provides tax incentives to businesses that instruct staff to wish customers “Happy Holidays” during the month of December.

The Fox News De-Barbification Act of 2010, which establishes a brunettes-only affirmative action program aimed at increasing the representation of non-blonde female anchorpersons at the network.

Compulsory Gay Marriage for Kindergarteners Act

Star Spangled Banner Thrown Under Bus and Replaced by Performances of Vagina Monologues at All Sporting Events Act of 2010

If You’re Feelin’ Like the Winner of an Electoral College Landslide Go On Brush Your Shoulders off Act of 2010

In keeping with Gibbs’ little tantrum:

Criminalization of Professional Left Bloggers Act.

Run and hide, Lambchop.

Bureau of Land Management Scenic Redistribution Program for moving geographically important sites such as the Grand Canyon from godawful middle-of-nowhere states like Arizona to urban areas such as New York where civilized people of all nations can look at them.

The Bumfuckistan 9/11 Fearmongering Prevention Act, wherein pants-wetting idiots who live in godforsaken shitholes that no self-respecting terrorist would ever dream of attacking have to shut their fucking pieholes about “terrorist threats,” since only those Sodoms and Gomorrahs known as “cities” filled with “liberal elites” actually face those threats.

Excessive Use of Scare Quotes and Brackets in Blog Posts Tax Act of 2010

Proceeds of which will fund:

Establishment of Memorial to Heroes of 2008 TX Democratic Caucus Act of 2010

We are going to make the online writings of Barbra Streisand and Rosie O’Donnell mandatory reading in all public schools, aren’t we?

(Yeah, I know:  No liberal actually ever reads these writings.  But we should still force them down every impressionable schoolchild’s throat, just ‘cuz.)

The De-Baggification of America Act

Will allow law enforcement officials and civics teachers to levy heavy fines against teabaggers who can’t accurately recite all 10 Amendments in the Bill of Rights.

The Round Up All Teabaggers, Relocate Them to Texas, Build a Mile-High Fence Around the Border, and Permanently Close the Border Act of 2010.

For obvious reasons.

Jeff, I do hope your bill includes an exception for Austin. We can do airlifts!