Lipstick Puppy Wreaks Havoc on Rumproast

Every now and then we get weird traffic surges via search engines here at Rumproast. One I see every now and then is image searches for—surprise!—Giada De Laurentiis. Today, though, wooooooaaaaaah, we’re getting slammed because of image searches for “puppy” via Bing (screen cap below). And this is what searchers are getting: Lipstick Puppy.

Lipstick Puppy

Co-bloggers, take the rest of the day off. Lipstick Puppy is running this joint now. It cannot be defeated. Bow down to the awesome power of Lipstick Puppy.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 12/18/09 at 08:41 AM • Permalink

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The other perennial draw that’s always mystified me is Betty’s Oooooooo, shiny!

Duct tape fetishists? Roady fetishists? Fetishists of some bizarre description, I’ll wager.

Comment by YAFB on 12/18/09 at 09:49 AM

The other perennial draw that’s always mystified me is Betty’s Oooooooo, shiny!

Duct tape fetishists? Roady fetishists? Fetishists of some bizarre description, I’ll wager.

Ahhhh, yes. I’ve noticed that one, too.

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/18/09 at 09:51 AM

I’ll take Lipstick Puppy, Giada and duct tape over searches for “horse sex” (look at fifth or so result).

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/18/09 at 10:02 AM

OMG. That is too funny, Kevin. Um, congratulations? I do not know how I missed your original Lipstick Puppy post or the one about Giada. Speaking of her buxomness, the spouse and I actually met and hung out with Ms. De Laurentiis this October, but most disappointingly (to the spouse) there was no sign of her cleavage to be had. Tease.

Comment by J. on 12/18/09 at 10:07 AM

I’ve watched enough Project Runway to know that’s a very nice dress you’re sporting, J. Bravo! And Giada’s smile looks larger than Long Island. Yikes.

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/18/09 at 10:48 AM

I still get emails about Care2Action petitions addressed to “Phineas Phunbags” because of the Giada post. Some of them are for things I actually do care about, but I can’t really use that moniker to sign a petiton about the polar ice caps, now can I? On second thought…

Comment by Oblomova on 12/18/09 at 11:30 AM

I still get emails about Care2Action petitions addressed to “Phineas Phunbags” because of the Giada post.

Yep. Erin Gobraughless, Hugh Janockers and Pendula Swangatatas regularly receive pleas for all types of causes at my gmail account. I don’t understand why.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 12/18/09 at 11:56 AM

Holy God.

That’s scary.

And I live in a state where Rand Paul is running for Senate.

Comment by Zandar on 12/18/09 at 01:35 PM

Yep. Erin Gobraughless, Hugh Janockers and Pendula Swangatatas regularly receive pleas for all types of causes at my gmail account. I don’t understand why.

ROTFL

@Kevin K, thanks for the compliment. :-) It’s not often (EVER) I show more cleavage than Giada. ;-)