Lucianne Goldberry

Meet Lucianne Goldberg 2.0:

riverdaughter, on February 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm Said:

I suppose it would be pointless for us to demand an apology.
Schadenfreude is only satisfying if the misfortune you are witnessing doesn’t affect you in some way.
Why is it we haven’t won the battle against the bad guys yet? And what is going to happen to Obama now that he is flaming so early in his term with a massive, ominous financial asteroid bearing down on us? Can we really afford on-the-job training or will someone *please* cook up a scandal for him that will force him to resign before we all get hurt? [emphasis added]

Ahhhh, so now I get it. Yesterday’s vast right-wing conspiracy is today’s new progressive blogosphere. It’s just that easy.

SOMEWHAT RELATED: I see that several members of the new progressive blogosphere have become fans of deplorable wingnut John Ziegler because of his defense of Sarah Palin and alleged support for Hillary Clinton in his new documentary Media Malpractice.  Yep, Ziegler, who created a documentary condemning the Clintons for their alleged censorship of the made-for-TV movie The Path to 9/11 loves him some Hillary.  Witness all of the nice things he had to say about her at this Fred Thompson event in December of ‘07:

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RD, Schadenfreude is watching you tie yourself up in deluded, hateful knots in the deadender moshpit you’ve constructed as you continue to try to convince yourself and your ridiculous entourage that you, and only you, have a fucking clue.

P.S. You tried that “cook up” tactic in the primaries and election, remember? It didn’t wash then. Given the lack of alternatives and Obama’s abiding approval rating despite the crap you and Murphy continue to hurl at him like deranged howler monkeys,* it probably wouldn’t wash now.

* Apologies to howler monkeys.

I like *all* her rhetorical questions:

Why is it we haven’t won the battle against the bad guys yet?

Manichean worldview plus childish phrasing, with a pinch of PUMA passivity.  What’s not to love?

And what is going to happen to Obama now that he is flaming so early in his term with a massive, ominous financial asteroid bearing down on us?

Flamingly gay?  Flaming people on the internet?  Or just on fire?  Do tell!  I imagine Obama will do alright, and even win re-election if he does a decent job of dealing with this mess over the next couple of years.  You, on the other hand, gentle Chucky, should worry less about what will happen to the President, and more about the very real possibility of your being institutionalized.

Someone should warn RD that the “Intern with a badunkadunk” trick only works once.

Absolutely brilliant title! Lets just hope 2.0 doesn’t spawn an embarrassment such as The Pantload.

She’s going all Henry II on us, asking her minions if no one will rid her of this troublesome Obama.

All the polls I’m reading show that the American people like and trust Obama—more than bankers and CEOS, that’s for su re. And that most of them think “PUMA” is a brand of sneaker. But I’m sure the Powerless Pussy Posse will turn that around. Just like they did Hillary’s campaign debt, the nomination, and the general election. “18 million strong! We’re gonna show all of you and then you’ll be sorry! Wah wah wah!”

And yeah, how much better would things be under McFailin?

RD, et al are no different from any other loathesome beasts who hope things get bad enough so we can have a “real revolution,” which ignores the fact that the people who tend to get hurt in real revolutions are poor people, especially women.

Morons.

“All the polls I’m reading show that the American people like and trust Obama ...”

Indeed, the poll figures are still healthy. And Ole Bill Clinton recently gave him an “A, could be cheerier,” if you recall.

But of course, none of this gets through the reality filters at The Effluence or PUMA PAC.

They decided from the get-go that he was going to fail, because if he doesn’t, they have to face up to failure themselves - recall all those dire predictions of electoral disaster if the “can’t win, and anyway he’s a n—, FFS” candidate got the nomination - and people with such enormous narcissistic egos as RD and Murphy and their cohort of zombies will fight tooth and nail to avoid that sort of reality check.

As with the election, they’re stuck trying to convince themselves that willing something to happen will make turn it into reality. Wackos and lying scumbags the lot of them.

So um, yeah, in answer to RD’s question: It would be pointless to demand an apology.

But knock yourself out and ask anyway. We all need a good laugh!

“Lucianne Goldberry” is pure and perfect, Kevin.

Steveeboy, I believe RD and MyIQless are sister and brother. Perhaps their parents lived near a chemical plant, or power lines.

“Shoved down our throats” is an image Lucianne uses frequently, and they all can’t seem to get enough of imagining the contents of Obama’s trousers. So I understand the context for your comment.

Nevertheless, your post has char-grilled my psyche, and I shall have to sit in this slipper chair with my bottle of White Horse for a while.

FYI, I pulled the plug on steveeboy’s comment. Steveeboy, dial it back a notch or two. If you want to know what I objected to, email me.

Steveeboy, I believe RD and MyIQless are sister and brother. Perhaps their parents lived near a chemical plant, or power lines.

Personally, I think myiq and bostonboomer are the ultimate in co-dependency.

Let’s not forget John Ziegler’s epic douchebaggery when he we quizzed by Nate Silver:

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/11/interview-wit h-john-ziegler-on-zogby.html

Comment by Tracy on 02/24/09 at 03:32 PM

That would be “was quizzed.”

And forgive me, but I don’t remember Hillary Clinton or John McCain ever being president before, let alone during an unprecedented economic meltdown, so how would their imaginary tenures in the White House not also constitute “on-the-job training?” Wasn’t McCain the one who said “The fundamentals of the economy are sound,” who admitted that he didn’t understand much about the economy, and whose chief adviser, Phil Gramm, blamed the problem on our being “a nation of whiners?” And isn’t he the one the Vaginas of Vindictiveness thought they could put in the White House with all the force of their “18 million strong” behind them? (I admit, I never get tired of typing that phrase. All the insanity of PUMA is contained in that hubristic and utterly risible claim—and somehow they seemed to think, right up until the bitter end, that it was really true, contrary to all the evidence, and they were gonna rock the vote and show the whole world. So sad to be those Bitter Pills.)

But of course, the Sheer Awesome Symbolic Value of Sarah Palin’s Magick Vagina would have handily overcome those economic obstacles for McCain. Right? I mean, the woman who threw her podunk Alaskan village into the red because of her boneheaded decisions regarding a new sports arena (a deficit that occurred even with all the federal welfare payments those rugged individualists in Alaska suck up annually) could certainly handle what’s going on now in Washington!

RD = Really Dumb. Seriously. I’m kinda shocked most of these PUMAs aren’t living in abandoned cars or something. How do people this consistently shit-for-brained manage to hold down jobs, let alone not electrocute themselves because they spend a good portion of every day sticking cutlery into electrical sockets to prove some idiotic point?

will someone *please* cook up a scandal for him that will force him to resign before we all get hurt?

Now I have this hideous mental image of various PUMAs trying to seduce Obama. It’s even worse than you can imagine: Being what they are the PUMAs are covered in strategically placed pieces of fried chicken.

I wish it were worse than I can imagine. Unfortunately, I seem to have that capability.

Back to the slipper chair and the bottle of White Horse. This time, with a straw.

will someone *please* cook up a scandal for him that will force him to resign before we all get hurt?

My dear sweet lord, isn’t this about all they’ve done since last January? Sinclair, Rezko, ACORN, Ayers, AIP, etc. etc. They’ve run through corruption, voter fraud, international conspiracies, gay lovers, hetero lovers, drugs, murder—what in God’s name could possibly be left?

They’ve run through corruption, voter fraud, international conspiracies, gay lovers, hetero lovers, drugs, murder—what in God’s name could possibly be left?

There is the fact that he fathered two black children. (Thank you, tip the veal and try the waitress!)

what in God’s name could possibly be left?

Head bumps?

Resident Lincoln Peron Jr. Jr.?  Is that supposed to be funny or clever or something?  I have avoided clicking on links to that place before and now that I finally did, I wish I hadn’t.  They really are stupid, stupid people.

They’re usually even more rabid than that, but they’re still trying to come to terms with threaded comments.

Judging by the many recent mentions of retching, gagging, needing buckets to hand, etc., I think there’s a bout of food poisoning there, probably the result of spending too much time wallowing in their own detritus.

As an intra-blog meme, it’s currently taken over from references to Obama’s “junk,” and having things shoved “down our throats,” but I’m sure they’ll pick up as the week wears on.

Frightening site of the day:

I saw someone with a backpack on a bus with the word “Confluence” embrodered on it.  Please don’t tell me this is a real brand.  (note this was in London so I’m praying there is no Puma presence here)

Dear Obama, please make sure none of your sexy bailout funds get to the Pumas.  They will just spend this the money on shiny baubles. 

Unless of course there is a reason to stimulate sales of Trans-Ams, Cubic Zirconium and Hostess products.

No biggie man,

I just spent 4 days in Las Vegas away from the kooks and dead-ender circle jerker PUMAs, so I wasn’t exactly using my “inside voice” when I posted.

but I will make an effort to be more “diplomatic”

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