Lys is, Like, So Totally Trata

Okay, I’m confused. Are we really gonna trash this guy for telling us exactly what we want to hear?

I’m not sure if Sun Tzu had anything to say about right-wing doofuses whose addresses to the House of Delegates betray their regret over not following up on the better-than-expected reception they got at an open mic night in ‘86, but if he did, I’d assume it went something like “when your enemy is being told by his loved ones that he’s wrong and you’re right, chuckle politely at his flailing attempts at humor, for it may hasten his awakening.” Then he’d go back to painting his war art, unless I totally misread that book. Eh, whatever, people seem to like my “serene and inscrutable” watercolors.

Look, I don’t know if this guy’s giving us a play-by-play on his change of heart or what, I’m not even sure if the point is that his wife was turned off by the language being tossed around or by the bill itself, but to this viewer it sure as shootin’ comes across as the latter, and what’s more, the state-mandated-rape-o-sphere seems to agree. From On High, the most preposterously full-of-itself wingnut blog I’ve come across since the last time I came across one, merely links to the vid with a reminder that Albo’s a RINO, which I gather is an acronym for Read A Book Once, and it’s also a label conservatives slap on their comrades whenever they feel the need to distance themselves. BTW, here’s the author pic at FOH, caption his, not mine:

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That’s another thing I hate about the right. I have to put work into my puerile innuendo, for these guys it’s effortless.

(top post on FOH as of this writing: remember Krystal Ball, that attractive young Democratic congressional candidate in those Rudolph-dildo pictures? Apparently she’s a hypocrite for being against forced trans-V ultrasound while being for wearing something sexy to a costume party. I refuse to link to it on the principle that there’s a picture of Ball and another cute brunette in a schoolgirl outfit being naughty with each other and it’s all terribly prurient and I like to think you people are better than that, plus if you crash the server I won’t be able to see it)

Again, I can’t speak to Albo’s intent, but I consider this a data point in favor of my hypothesis: Instapundit called his wife a whore. So he might not realize his stand-up routine was about how Republicans are destroying their brand with these anti-woman measures, but that’s the nerve it touched.

As for what nerve he touched after his wife went to bed, I don’t wanna know! Unless there’s one I’ve somehow overlooked, in which case he should feel free to e-mail me at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address), maybe with a scanned thumbnail sketch attached.

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I can think of a number of reasons why his wife might have gone off the idea of getting jiggy with him. What was on telly is pretty low on the list.

Damn.  I clicked on Instapundit because I couldn’t un-WTF myself, and am now even more WTF’d than before.  Is he implying that married ladies are whores if they don’t do it? (but, but, he put a RING ON IT!)

Also, “trans-v”. V. V?  Yep. V.  Would it break Albo’s tongue to say the whole word?

Again, I can’t speak to Albo’s intent, but I consider this a data point in favor of my hypothesis: Instapundit called his wife a whore. So he might not realize his stand-up routine was about how Republicans are destroying their brand with these anti-woman measures, but that’s the nerve it touched.

Damn, they’re really doubling doun on their repulsiveness.  It’s like they’re that suicidal Heaven’s Gate cult, and Albo’s saying, “Guys, what if there isn’t a flying saucer following the comet?”  Meanwhile, the rest of them are contemplating killing him because he won’t join their mass suicide.

I can’t believe they are simply throwing away 55% of the vote out of hand.

Those of you who got out of the boat: can you quote Reynolds, please? Would rather not give him a click.

Mary, the entirety of the non link text in his post: “SO NOW WE’RE JUST HAGGLING ABOUT THE PRICE”
Caps his.

Oh, wow. What an utter dick.

Mary: As Mike said, it’s not laborious to transcribe Instapundit posts, you just have to sift through the Amazon links with which Reynolds intersperses his “substantive” entries.

Here it is in all its glory (no comments section):

February 24, 2012

SO NOW WE’RE JUST HAGGLING ABOUT THE PRICE: David Albo, Virginia Lawmaker, Says Wife Wouldn’t Have Sex Because Of Transvaginal Ultrasound Bill.

Posted by Glenn Reynolds at 11:16 pm

See what you’ve been missing? I think you’re now supposed to go, “Heh. Indeedy.”

Can you do that when you’ve already vomited a little in your mouth?

Aw, man. Until the explanatory comments—which are nonetheless appreciated—I was able to imagine that Instapundit had called his own wife a whore. It didn’t make any sense, but amused me all the same.

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