A SHORT PLAY.
Characters:
Sen. SCOTT BROWN, a HOTTIE and newest member of “The Republicans”.
Sen. MITCH MCCONNELL, a WINGER DOUCHE and leader of “The Republicans”.
Sen. BEN NELSON, also a WINGER DOUCHE although only most of the time and member of the Sworn Enemy of The Republicans, known here-forth as “The Democrats, Minions Of The Black One”.
SCENE: DAYTIME, a MONDAY. Location, THE SENATE CHAMBER, Home of the MOST AUGUST BODY, the SENATE.
Enter Sens. MCCONNELL and NELSON.
Sen. MCCONNELL: “I say gents, we must beat back this rabble of Democrats and deny them their victory on the floor of the Senate Chamber this day!”
Sen. NELSON: “I will not vote for cloture, for I am a douchebag.”
Sen. MCCONNELL: “Yes, thank you, Fair Nelson. Indeed, cloture must not be permitted!
Ahh, Hark! It is our most junior of members, Scott Brown!”
Enter Sen. BROWN.
Sen. BROWN: “I am hot like Robert Pattinson, only with a truck.”
Sen. MCCONNELL: “Prithee, fair Brown, what is thouest views on this vote of cloture? Methinks your word and your bond could indeed bind the hated foes in a trap of my own clever making!”
Sen. NELSON: “I will not vote for cloture, for I am a douchebag.”
Sen. MCCONNELL: “Ahh, the time of the roll call approacheth! We shall now proceed to sew chaos and discord, like the twin seeds of destruction in the garden of the hearts of thine enemy! Like a subtle weed, it shall devour their electoral success! Verily! Come, fair Brown! What say thee?”
Sen. BROWN: “Alright chums, I’m back. Let’s do this! COSMOOOOOOOOOO TRRRRRRUCKNUUUUTZ!”
*charges into the Senate floor, voting with the Dems, chaos ensues, several Republicans use BROWN’S vote for political cover and the cloture motion passes, the Republicans lose…*
Sen. MCCONNELL: “Scott, you are just stupid as hell.”
Sen. BROWN: “Least I got Coakley.”
Sen. NELSON: “I will not vote for cloture, for I am a douchebag.”
FIN.
