Maybe it’s the Maybeline

Pam Geller, Bargain Basement Boudica, noted drag queen impersonator and extruder of the blog “Atlas Shrugs Because He’s Trying To Shake The EVIL MOOSLIMS Off The Planet Before They KILL US AND RAPE US AND MAKE US WORSHIP SHARIAAAAH!!1,” has achieved her life-long dream:

She is now the owner of a fully functioning M1 Abrams tank.

Just kidding!

You can come out now.

The Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled her a bona fide hate group. I assume the group status (as opposed to Lone Shrieking Loon status) is based on the number of voices in her head.

Geller’s response was as reality based as her Dusky Strangers Assaulting Her Virtue (assuming they can find the damn thing) fantasies [via J.M.G.]:

My group is a human rights group.

And I am Marie of Romania.

Congratulations to Geller as she takes her place among the ranks of such noted human rights groups as the Ku Klux Klan, The Family Research Council and The Nation of Islam.

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Her hate is powerful enough to fuel many—that’s what makes her a group.  Or, they were taking her nickname seriously.

“Atlas Shrugs Because He’s Trying To Shake The EVIL MOOSLIMS Off The Planet Before They KILL US AND RAPE US AND MAKE US WORSHIP SHARIAAAAH!!1,”

Hahaha! Well played, sir.

Ha, I didn’t know the Family Research Council was on the list too but it richly deserves to be.

Maybe it’s the Maybeline

I think we should resist the temptation to mock someone’s physical appearance, and focus instead on critiquing their actions and politics—even though it’s true that Geller is beginning to look like a decorative Lebanese wine-skin.

@marindenver, they were added a few months ago, much to their vocal dismay.  The VAPORS, I tell you.

The VAPORS, I tell you.

And the assholes that were labeled anti-gay screamed like a pack of cranky you-know-whats as well.

It was beautiful.

My favorite moment was when one of those douchenuggets wanted Congress to defund the 100% privately funded SPLC.

[76 Sad Trombones]

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