McCain campaign a swirl in the porcelain vortex
So it seems that while I was away in Rat City for a long weekend, Barack Obama not only drank Surgey McSurgepants’ foreign policy milkshake, he crushed the empty container and crammed it sideways up the old fart’s arse. And to add to the fun, McCain is now whining about the bias of the media that has spent the last 8 years enthusiastically polishing his withered old knob!
McCain should instead be thanking his lucky stars that the media aren’t around to notice that he revealed he knows doodley-squat about his signature issue. But NOOOOO, he decided to have a rage-o-holic temper tantrum, stomping his widdle feet and pounding his teeny fists in an impotent fury that all the government health care-issued Viagra in the world can’t cure:
This is a clear choice that the American people have. I had the courage and the judgment to say I would rather lose a political campaign than lose a war. It seems to me that Obama would rather lose a war in order to win a political campaign.
Even McCain fan boy Joe Klein considered labeling an opponent a traitor a bit over the top, calling McCain’s comment “scurrilous” and “shockingly unpresidential.” Whoa, dude! You lost Joe Fucking Klein! Will Joe Lieberman and Lindsay Graham team up to kick McCain in the junk next? A bemused world waits.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/08 at 09:46 AM • Permalink
Categories: Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Barack Obama •
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