Merry Christmas, Dahlinks!

Kevin and Chris - feel better!  I know how bad it sucks to be sick for Christmas.

Kevin and Chris - feel better!  I know how bad it sucks to be sick for Christmas.

Thanks, G! Hi, O! I’m coming around a bit but Chris is in the thick of it. She (justifiably) has the sads.

Hey, which one of you kids put the twinkle lights on the dog and cat?!

Merry Xmas to all.

@Kevin K. and Chris: Can you return the flu? Hope you both feel better SOON.

Merry Rumpmass to all!

The only present I’ve opened so far is Dragonage Origins.  Congrats on the Kindle.  Maybe we can do a run-down on who got what tomorrow.

Merry Christmas one and all!  The fam should be over in half an hour for the feast and I’ll finally get to see the super secret Christmas project in the garage from my son.  Not peeking all week was torture!

And dammit, my cat Missy is having a spell of pulling out tufts of fur all over the place.  Maybe I’ll just drop some glitter on the little fluff piles and say I planned it.

Hey, which one of you kids put the twinkle lights on the dog and cat?!

Yeah, I dunno how the eyes are reflecting crazy light like that, but it’s cool.  Red-eye fix didn’t work, I guess ‘cause it’s not red.

Red-eye fix didn’t work

Why would you even try? It’s wicked how they match the tree.

Kindle, pfft. Sure, that’s fine if you think books are for reading, instead of something to line your shelves with so that your dates can’t tell right off the bat what an ill-informed dolt you are.

The best gifts are the ones you give yourself, like when you find slippers with battery-operated massaging soles at the thrift store for a dollar, and forget all about ‘em until Christmas.

T-u-r-n-s o-u-t t-h-e-y t-o-t-a-l-l-y w-o-r-k o-o-o-h-h y-e-a-h-h-h

What’s that? Of course they’re on my feet. Jeez, you people.