Somehow “sit down and shut up” doesn’t sound very inviting.

Does every seat for a moderate mean one less seat for someone like Rush?  Because if it does, I think I could get behind that…

*Somebody* gave me advance warning that I may get tagged to write a post using the word “retarded”.  I think I’ve found my subject.

Marin, my Rocky Mountain rutabaga, fear not. If you truly need to do a post on those whose mental capacity is, shall we say, a bit less than your average Joe, just cut and paste from the wonder that is Palin and all things Palin.

Humboldt - it’s true there is no lack of material in the Republican party these days.

From Conservatives4Palin:

So though I maintain I have First Amendment rights just as any other citizen does, I won’t flirt with the notion of giving critics more ammunition to keep filing wasteful ethics charges against me, but instead I’ll volunteer to be the first signature,” Palin said.

Also.

Can someone please get Sarah Palin a teleprompter?

If I reverse the situation, and have some loser coming to my house on a good night, let’s say some kind of (coke) party/orgy.  The last thing I need is some geek moralizing on me. 

So, I can somewhat respect where Steele is coming from, but his house would be really really lame.

Except, of course, these are not guests being invited to a party, they are workmen being asked to help rebuild a ruined house.  “But don’t get any funny ideas about being paid.”

why would anyone pick a house where you have to sit up straight, with your hands folded, when there’s an identical house next door where you can put your feet up AND make suggestions for rearranging the deck chairs?