I was forced to attend Jeebus Camp for years during my tragic childhood, so nothing she said shocked or surprised me. However, now I know she’s one of those “O Lord” and “O Father” praying types (how many “O Lords” and “O Fathers” did she rack up there? I can’t bear to listen again to count).

She’s the kind of dipshit who either thinks The Almighty might think she’s talking to someone else, or else she’s a Name dropper of the very worst sort. Either way, that type always adopts a supremely annoying, pious, sing-songy tone when addressing The Lord. That they remain un-smited is evidence for atheism as far as I’m concerned.

Kinda related: there’s a church nearby called The Epiphany of Our Lord, and my lapsed-Catholic hubby always says this when we drive by, “D’oh! I’m The Lord!” Maybe Bachmann is just making sure The Lord doesn’t forget for one second that, yep, He’s The Lord!

You’re a good guy for supporting her fundraiser like that. What would really make my day would be if one of her co-bloggers were to drop by and start in with insults and passive aggressive attacks on your integrity as an expression of gratitude.

Not really related but the “Epiphany” church reference made me think of it: There’s a mega-church near us called Family Harvest, which, every time we drive by I can get at least a chuckle from my devouter-than-I-am-anyway wife by saying “Our motto: Harvesting families since 1989!” or its close cousin, “Soylent Green is people!”

Oh, and regarding Michelle B.: Holy crap!

There is a WORLD HARVEST church and it’s tagline is Returning our nation to god. I never knew it was his but anyway. Every time I see it I think what you want to do is return to 1955 when coloreds knew their place, there were no gays, and women laid quietly in the mission position and thought only of the nifty uses for Corn Flakes. UGH….OH GOD OF GODS SMITE THAT CRAZY WOMAN DOWN. If you were really there you would or at least vomit on her head.

Did someone have to tap her on the shoulder to get her to stop? I swear I see someone doing that right before she finishes.

So they left off the part at the end where she rips her bodice open and cries out “HIS WILL BE DONE!” ?

And what’s up with the dude chugging coffee and then falling asleep?  Shouldn’t he get his knuckles rapped or something?

As usual, seeing this sort of thing makes me think of Max Von Sydow’s line in Hannah and Her Sisters: “If Jesus Christ came back and saw what’s going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”

Nothing Bachperson could do would worry me, except for her finding my home address.

How much do garlic fronds go for these days? Long enough to circle a quarter acre plot should do.

Also, is a syringe full of Thorazine enough to stop a really, really, really psychotic Zombie? Just asking.

I see she’s hanging out with Tony Perkins with his close male friend backing him up, Harry Jackson. They were in DC earlier this year screaming and moaning at the building of the DC City Council trying to get them to not pass marriage. Guess Jeebus didn’t agree with them, because the bill passed and is being signed into law today.

See 4:10 in this video for something equally frightening:

Now drink the cool aid! Just drink the cool aid! Trust me….drink the cool aid !