Michele Bachmann LITERALLY eats her own poop!

Where “literally” equals “metaphorically,” that is:

During an appearance on a right-wing Internet radio show on Monday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) called upon voters who oppose the health care bill to get loud.

“Well I couldn’t agree with you more, as to the timing and the sense of urgency,” Bachmann told a caller to the show, Hot Tea Radio. “That’s why with everything within us we need to start literally banging garbage lids together, to create enough noise so that our neighbors and our co-workers realize where the time clock is at this point, because the second hand is literally banging up against 11:59 on the clock on freedom when it comes to health care.”

The people who elected this kook literally eat their own boogers every day when the Clock o’ Freedom strikes 12.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/10/10 at 12:44 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Bedwetters • Health Care • Nutters •

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She is so literally terrified/aroused by Barack Obama that it’s so fucking literally funny I literally just coughed (because I have bronchitis).

Comment by Evan Hurst on 03/10/10 at 02:15 PM

The Clock of Freedom is a favored tourist destination in CuckooCloudLand, the imaginary America existing only inside Michele Bachmann’s inflamed cerebrum.

When the Clock of Freedom strikes twelve, a pageant of little animated figures reenacts great moments from White American History, culminating in a little Reagan pulling down Gorby’s pants and sodomizing him in rhythm to “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy” while little flags wave and fireworks shoot from the Republican Elephant’s posterior.

Comment by Allan on 03/10/10 at 02:34 PM

Coming to a googleplex near you:

Snakes in the Brain: The Michele Bachmann Story

starring Sandra Bullock.

Memorable catch-phrase:

“There’s too many motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking brain!”

Comment by Allan on 03/10/10 at 02:41 PM

Wow, Allan, do you think you get those on E-Bay?

Comment by marindenver on 03/10/10 at 02:42 PM

I feel sorry for anyone who lives next to a dweeb who takes her advice literally.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/10/10 at 03:55 PM

Mar, in CuckooCloudLand, White people just pray to Jeebus and they have everything they want, including their own personal Clocks of Freedom, so there’s no need for eBay or the internets, which are full of LIEbruls and porn anyway.

Also, Ronald Reagan has always been President of CuckooCloudLand.

Comment by Allan on 03/10/10 at 04:33 PM

Michele Bachmann has never met a metaphor she couldn’t mangle. A constant state of catachrisis (yes, I wait on tenterhooks for a chance to make rhetoric puns)