Michelle Obama is driving that dumb bastard Andrew Malcolm insane
I’m only posting this video because it’ll make folks I loathe batshit crazy
Steaming pile of stupid Andrew Malcolm, the absolute worst professional poliblogger in the world, is being driven insane by Michelle Obama’s “healthy stuff.” He wrote the following while he was soaking in a hot tub filled with lard and high fructose corn syrup :
First, the buff first arms. Then the First Lady’s White House playground. Then the First Lady’s White House victory garden. Then the First Lady’s patronage of farmer’s markets for things that grow in the filthy ground or hang on trees where birds perch and do things. [...]
Now, today First Lady Michelle Obama had a Healthy Kids Fair on the sunny White House South Lawn. Will this healthy stuff ever stop with these people?
Yep, I long for the good ol’ days when Malcolm’s former boss Laura Bush hosted those “Let’s All Get Cancer!” and “Kidz ‘n’ Veal Penz” events. That’s back when Americans could be proud to be Americans.
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