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The women of The View discuss sending Morning Joe‘s Mika Brzezinski a vibrator, but I hope they realize she’s already got a butt plug...

p.s.: Yeah, that’s the best I got. Pathetic, right? Collect your refund at the door.

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/24/09 at 03:52 PM • Permalink

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I used to think I’d like to be reincarnated as Jenna Elfman’s bicycle seat, but perhaps this needs revision.

I used to think I’d like to be reincarnated as Jenna Elfman’s bicycle seat, but perhaps this needs revision.

And my post is improved ten-fold.  I bow before you.

There’s an old Navy saying I use in reference to Scarlett Johansen:

“I’d crawl a mile over broken glass to listen to her fart over the phone.”

Yet another reason not to join the Navy.

I did ten years. My brain just isn’t right after that.

I used to think I’d like to be reincarnated as Jenna Elfman’s bicycle seat, but perhaps this needs revision.

  Isn’t she using L Ron Hubbard’s face for that already?

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