Mission Accomplished

I think Michele “Hoot-Smalley” Bachmann is there to make Sarah Palin look smart.

[H/T to Tom65 in comments.]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 04/29/09 at 02:06 PM • Permalink

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Um, didn’t she double fail that one? Both the name and the President that was promoting it?

Bueller….? Bueller…..?

Biology aside, I really wish Palin and Bachmann could have a kid together, just to see what kind of fucked up shit the intertwined DNA might do.

Bachmann makes rocks look smart.

I saw her briefly (because that’s all I could stand to watch) on CSPAN last night ranting about how teh gayz were making Congress decide against righteous Christians, and making them choose who would be at fault in some sort of traffic accident scenario and whether it would be teh gayz or Her People, the Christians. She practically foams at the mouth when she gets going. Is the life of a gay person worth more than that of a Christian? Michele, Queen of Righteous Indignation, wants to know.

It’s not too early to start convincing Republicans that disaffected Hillary supporters (all 18 million of them) needed more than one woman on the ticket in ‘08 and that a Palin/Bachmann ticket would be a guaranteed win in 2012. How do we get going on that?  Maybe I should plant the seed at TeamSarah.org and watch it grow (like fungus).

puma ringworm

Bachmann is Kitty Harris 2.0

I always got the impression that Kitty was holding back a bit, but Bachmann just goes all-in on Teh Crayzee.

I think Googly Eyes is right, though—speaking as someone without generous natural endowments, I deplore the Small Hooters Tariff!

I actually wonder..how does this whole ‘reciting the history’ by morons actually take place? does Bachmann actually sit down with some poli sci or history major intern working for her and have them recite some GOP history points with her? or maybe does she say, ‘we need to come with some new talking pts about why taxes for the richest 1% sucks, so hey, go look up some history on wikipedia and tell them to me so that I can regurgitate it on the House of Reps floor?’

i feel a little dumber watching that video of hers…

I agree with Michele.

It will be a HOOT when Al “Stuart SMALLEY” Franken is finally seated in the Senate.

Is this what she’s talking about?

Or are the worms inside her brain having an especially active day today?

PS Fuck Michele Bachmann.

Biology aside, I really wish Palin and Bachmann could have a kid together, just to see what kind of fucked up shit the intertwined DNA might do.

Two Words.  The first is Adolph

In the “you can’t make this shit up” category, Michele’s husband Marcus is a clinical therapist operating a large “Christian” counseling service.

She must have been one of his patients…

I actually wonder..how does this whole ‘reciting the history’ by morons actually take place? does Bachmann actually sit down with some poli sci or history major intern working for her and have them recite some GOP history points with her?

I can wholly (in a deep fantasy way) see her staff and interns deliberately giving her bad info and then sitting back and laughing hysterically.

Or else conservapedia is their only source.

I would mock, but everything I know about the Hawley-Smoot Tarriff, I learned from Dave Barry (his best work, IMHO).

And a love-child with Palin may be beyond our Science, but I would settle for her and Al Franken sharing a house in the next season of “Real World: Congressional Delegation.”

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