Monday morning trivia: Separated at birth—plus: Ducks on parade

To amplify a point Mrs. Polly made earlier, yes, Birfer Queen Orly Taitz does bear a disturbing resemblance to the Lonely Goatherd puppet from The Sound of Music. I wonder who’s pulling her strings?

Also, why don’t more people dress ducks up and parade them around in human clothes? As bipeds, ducks carry it off a lot better than Chihuahuas and housecats. And since they have wings and beaks rather than paws and teeth, it’s much more difficult for them to cast off the humiliating garments:

[Cross-posted at Betty Cracker]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/21/09 at 06:44 AM • Permalink

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High on the Hog lived a lawyer/dentist,
Orly-loco-Orly-loco ladee-hoo
She had a blog that was not too centrist,
Orly-loco-Orly what a show!

That’s about as much of that as I can stand. But after observing the Duck Fashion show, I’ve a couple of questions of my own:

1. Why do they still call it a cat-walk?
2. Look at the necks on those things! Why not call a swan a swan, instead of encouraging perfectly nice, normal ducks to half kill themselves trying to attain the unattainable?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 09/21/09 at 08:02 AM

Yay! Orly’s going all in!:

I will be seeking Rule 11 discovery to prove that Obama is indeed illegitimate, my case was not frivolous and not only I don’t owe $10,000 in sanctions, but the defendants owe costs and my reasonable attorneys fees. These fees just went up significantly.

This is better than watching PUMA’s parade o’ fail in Denver last year.

Comment by Tom65 on 09/21/09 at 08:31 AM

Are these supermodels very large ducks with very long necks, or are they geese? Or am I just jet-lagged and confused?

Comment by kimba on 09/21/09 at 09:36 AM

Someone else is looking was looking very orly-esque last

week

Comment by JasonM on 09/21/09 at 10:17 AM

Oh Mrs. Polly, I had to go and finish it:

Wingnuts nationwide with a grudge to promote heard
Orly-loco-Orly-loco ladee-hoo
World Nut Daily puking it up by rote heard
Orly-loco-Orly-loco loon!

Disgruntled cat ladies flourishing their Palin vote heard
Orly-loco-Orly-loco ladee-hoo
A Kreep in an office with a nasty note heard
Orly-loco-Orly-loco loon!

A judge in Georgia with a black robe coat heard
Orly-loco-Orly-loco ladee-hoo
Dismissals he issued to the Clueless Goatherd
Orly-loco-Orly-loco loon!

Unhappy is she lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
Orly-loco-Orly-loco ladee-hoo
Soon the fines will come fast and free-o
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo