I got as far as a huge, gorgeous bull with gigantic antlers, the caption reading something like “Isn’t he a beaut? I shot him!”

When wolves cull a herd, they get the weak, and the herd strengthens. Humans go for the biggest and strongest.

But I’m from the city, what do I know?

Looks like “Death-from-Above” Sarah is really angling for Jerry Brown’s “Governor Moonbeam” crown.

# U.S. outsources jobs, industry; this must be turned around for nation’s survival by: Buy American/produce domestically/encourage competition
43 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

# No time to waste: teach US youth to avoid idleness;they can lead new American Industrial Revolution w/WORK & embrace “Buy American” mission
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

# Time DOES fly! Work hard so u can genuinely enjoy every recreation minute! Avoid time spent tearing down, whining, complaining;WORK & ENJOY
about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

# Tourists from across America, here loving their 49th state! I’m reminded: “1 heart, 1 hope, 1 destiny, 1 flag from sea to sea”- K B Sherwood
about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry

# From sealife near lush wet rainforests to energy housed under frozen tundra atop permafrost,God most creatively displays His diversity in AK
about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry

PRAISE GOD. SALUTE THE FLAG. REPRODUCE AND CONSUME. ALL ELOI REPORT TO THE MORLOCK TEMPLE WHEN YUMMY-DINNER SIREN SOUNDS.

Kudos to the Twitter Quitter, though, for squeezing “God” and “diversity” into the same “Gov. Happy Meal’s Thot Fr Teh Day.”

Sounds like she’s angling for a job with AK’s Tourist Board.

teach US youth to avoid idleness

Avoid time spent tearing down, whining, complaining

Or she’s just trying to make us laugh until we drop dead.

Just so you all know, I call dibs on putting together The Gospel According to Palin: Her Wisdom Revealed by Flying Tweets.

p.s. Moose are some funny looking critters. Even the fawns are only cute when compared to mom and dad.

Heh heh… Moose.

I wonder what they taste like; anyone know?

@Mike—Palin says the flavor is kind of a cross between a California Condor, a Spotted Owl and a Baby Harp Seal.

[insert rimshot]

btw, I love the moose pics. I just can’t get past my Sarah-hate, which consumes my every waking hour.

Notice that the moose are also better parents than Sarah…

Scooter, I get the impression you have suffered some recent, destabilizing trauma. Murder fantasies probably aren’t a productive outlet, though.

You’ve gone from hipster snark to Freeper rage. That concerns me, seriously.

<R$evoltingS#kum> kill yourself </R$evoltingS#kum>

See? You’re just not “working the funny” like you used to, Scooter. You seem sad.

Moose and squirrel?  I feel an adventure coming!

Strange, the whole murder fantasy fear mongering bullshit is all played out. Nice try but we’re not buying it anymore.;

I asked Kevin to plug this radio show but he was too busy sucking Cronkite. You should check in with the rumproast gate keepers now and then.

It’s tough getting a break in this club.

I’m sorry I was so fucking stupid that I thought I could actually form an alliance with you people.

I’ve been jerking off with you losers for months and it’s obviously time for me to go , So kiss my ass asnd good bye

I’ve been jerking off with you losers for months and it’s obviously time for me to go , So kiss my ass asnd good bye

I know it’s a failure of imagination on my part, but picturing him as the bespectacled muppet really pays off in this instance.

All news to me, Scooter. I just detected a change in timbre.

“Throwing some lead,” of course, is just looney-tunes horseshit, which no one wants on their blog and I trust you aren’t employing on the radio show.

Uh, what?

Kevin [not K], and everyone, one comment of Scooter’s was removed, because it crossed a line which, considering the comments you can see are still in, is a fairly hard line to cross. Scooter was emailed the reason why. And you can pretty much guess the content, I think.

Nobody knows what will happen on the Cute Moose thread!

I saw the comment, and you did the right thing, Mrs. P.

Spoilers galore.

Oh, jeez, I forgot the whole reason I stopped in.

Overheard at the Bullwinkle Addiction Treatment Research Center:

“Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a habit out of my rat.”

Mrs P, I am glad I was not the only one shocked by the comment on pic # 21. i hope that they were joking, I doubt it. A magnificent animal that some idiot felt fine to shoot.

and damn you Kevin that first pic is too cute.

gil, *rim shot* !!

I’m sorry my brane just fell out, but if you people here at Rum,p-0pland have not noticed that I’ve been shunned since I refused to walk backwards ac crossed Michael Jackson ‘s Grave, what orifice is your head upward?

My wife haS sto0pped going to your website, as it is not offensive enough, and the constant phone calls from pittsbureg or however you spell that are frighteni9ng to my male cat5 from wehom his testicles are remowved for the betterment of catdom so I’ve been tolled.

We’re just trying to run a fucking radio sho0w here , and yaoll ar e interfearing with my wisdom
stream.

I’ve been warnewd that Kevin is a turd by porto reekins at5r WBAI,

Thanks, Mrs. Polly.

Scooter: Uh, okay.

New Hampshire has alot of moose.  Gotta be careful driving up there at night.  What usually happens, according to the state website, is folks don’t see them because they are 6 feet tall at the shoulder and their fur is almost the color of the pavement.  All you see with your headlights is their skinny legs and by then its too late.  Hit one at 60 or 70 miles an hour and you get a thousand pounds of moose through the windshield.

Terrible.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Good advice, even if you’re only driving an angry keyboard.

Words to live by, Strange. When I’ve had too many pousse cafés, Mr. Polly always takes the mouse.

Is that a euphemism?

And, yeah, I think scooter needs to lay off teh wickid drink.  You know those anti-cat keyboard blockers?  Maybe someone needs to invent a drunkie version.