It’ll give you polyps if she touched it. Unclean! Unclean!

It’s telling that the wheels of her bus are running over Old Glory.

Oh, Jebus feckin Christo; what ear-rending, buzzword-humping bullshit, with red, white and blue sprinkles. 

What really makes it the ultimate in Suzy Flagfucker Kommonsense Kitsch is the opening scene with the growling grizzly; god DAMN is that tacky.

Face it: Sarah has the power to make patriotism seem irritating, cheap and creepy.

Plays well in Podunk, though:

She is so brilliant, almost all of her messages contain subtle, even subliminal, imagery and messaging. That’s a huge though nearly impossible-to-put-your-finger-on part of what makes her such a dynamite powerhouse, such a viscerally evocative speaker. It is also why dullards consistently underestimate her, and why some actually believe that she’s dumb. They just don’t have a broad enough imagination or frame of reference to appreciate what it is that they are watching and hearing.

It is also why dullards consistently underestimate her, and why some actually believe that she’s dumb.

And here I thought that I thought she was dumb because she had no idea how to answer the question “what newspapers do you read.”

Needs more explosions and monster trucks.

Yeah, and cowboy hats and mudflaps.

All I saw was a growling bear followed by an SUV ad, but… dynamiting powerhouses?  Should DHS look into this?

They just don’t have a broad enough imagination or frame of reference to appreciate what it is that they are watching and hearing.

Then again, sometimes a canard is just a canard.

followed by an SUV ad

The bus is actually one entire wing of her new home in Scottsdale, which is entirely composed of giant interlocking RVs, just like Voltron.

Are we sure she isn’t running? I’m not sure you make a video like that unless you’re running for the presidency.

It’s a barely legal “non-run,” with the excuse that she’s merely raising awareness and contributioins for SarahPAC, which can fund anything she wants except her own Presidential campaign.

But, basically, yeah—it’s just the Straight-Talk Express with a lot more bunting and Cheez-Whiz.

From Washington to Lincoln to Reagan

Unless she’s talking airport layovers, this makes no sense at all.

  From Washington to Lincoln to Reagan

Unless she’s talking airport layovers, this makes no sense at all.

Especially when you finish the quote:

From Washington to Lincoln to Reagan and now to you.

Shouldn’t that be “and now to Obama?” lol

From Washington to Lincoln to Reagan and now to you.

You know it’s just killing her to not be able to say “and now to ME.”

Any airport named after Sarah will have no control tower.

Palin Intracranial Airport has a nice ring to it. Help us, Dr. Rumack! Someone ate the fish!

Just had a chance to listen to this.  Seriously shouldn’t she have employed a narrator so I wouldn’t have had to jump when her fingernailscreechy voice piped in?

Any airport named after Sarah will have no control tower.

Hah, love it and

Suzie Flagfucker

—perfect x 100!

You know it’s just killing her to not be able to say “and now to ME.”

They had to get her to practice it in a mirror.

She is so brilliant, almost all of her messages contain subtle, even subliminal, imagery and messaging.

Emphasis mine.  You know, what most of us really, really don’t like is some twatwaffle attempting to manipulate us with subliminal messages, images, etc.