What is it with wingnuts and cruises? Must be their target demographic.

Of course, “cruising hard to starboard” will just leave you turning in a circle, going nowhere.

Appropriate, no?

Also, it sounds like a wonderful title for a gay movie.

Wow…yeah, what’s with all the RW cruises? 

I find it extremely presumptuous on their part that they book a wingnut cruise to take place just after the 2010 elections so far in advance.

Hubris has a way of crapping all over people like this.  It is very likely that in a year from now, the economy will be improving and the stimulus will be credited for it.  Health Care, Immigration Reform, Energy Reform and other initiatives that people have been impatient about will likely have been passed and no longer the topic du jure. Quantanimo will likely be closed and our troops out of Iraq.  Hopefully, DADT will have been repealed by then too.

What I’m getting at is that there is a fairly reasonable chance that much needed stuff will have gotten done, thereby reducing general angst in the population (bit for swaying the indy votes) and the democrats will be inspired to put up a good GOTV effort.

The right-wingers are also likely to continue to try to “purify” the GOP and/or support 3rd party candidates over the Party of NO.

Add this all up and the RW cruisers signing up now could be setting themselves up for a very depressing vacation.

Therefore, I think the theme for their cruise should be “Adrift at Sea”.

All right, it’s time to call in a squadron of gay infiltrators and go trolling for some teabagger ass.

Who’s with me?

Nobody?

Nah, me either.

I find it extremely presumptuous on their part that they book a wingnut cruise to take place just after the 2010 elections so far in advance.

The National Review’s last cruise sailed on November 20, 2008!  Imagine what the atmosphere was like on that ship of fools.