Mother Earth Hates the Living Piss Out of Sarah Palin

Sarah “Lipstick on a Prig” Palin, who doesn’t think global warming is manmade and, apparently, wants to drill the fuck out of every square inch of America, tossed this little hunk o’ red meat out to the crowd last night:

What does [Barack Obama] actually seek to accomplish, after he’s done turning back the waters and healing the planet?

And now let’s take a look at what news rolled out in the middle of the night after Palin and her corrupt cronies puked all over Mother Earth Wednesday evening:

A 19-square-mile (50 kilometers) ice shelf attached to an island in Canada’s northern arctic for thousands of years has broken from land, another sign of the effect of global warming, scientists said.

Nearly the size of Manhattan, the 4,500-year-old Markham Ice Shelf separated from Ellesmere Island in early August and is now floating in the Arctic Ocean, said Luke Copeland, director of the Laboratory for Cryospheric Research at the University of Ottawa.

Copeland and fellow researchers were watching the ice shelf, which is about as tall as a 10-story building, using satellite imagery when cloud cover blocked the region for five days. When visibility returned, the mass was gone

Sarah Palin, Mother Earth hates the living piss out of you.

Posted by Kevin K. on 09/04/08 at 09:17 AM • Permalink

Sarah Palin says to Mother Earth:
“Fine, then we’re even”

then Palin shot Mother Earth in the face.

Well Mother Earth is fancy and cosmopolitan, you know. And she’s probably a community organizer, too.

The planet doesn’t matter when you’re waiting for the Rapture. Remember, her preacher in her Assembly-O-God church has said that Alaska will be a “refuge during end times” for the faithful ala Boulder, CO in Stephen King’s THE STAND. So why not engage Russia and Iran in military confrontation? If it’s done, then it’s destiny, and God’s Will to hasten the Second Coming. Can someone please expose these nuts in a direct prime-time confrontation nationally?!

Can someone please expose these nuts in a direct prime-time confrontation nationally?!

Amen to that dead bob.  Where the fuck is the liberal media when you need it?

Where the fuck is the liberal media when you need it?

Hanging out with fairies , unicorns , bigfoot , and all the other creatures that exist only in mythology.

Hanging out with fairies , unicorns , bigfoot , and all the other creatures that exist only in mythology.

Speedy, you forgot Mavericks, Compassionate Conservatives, and abstinence before marriage.