We were at a friend’s house, blissfully watching the Knicks. What happened? Now here we are home, watching the little mad doctor castigate the state for funding Planned Parenthood, which of course is government coercion through forcing knowledge about their bodies into young women’s brains.

We were at a friend’s house, blissfully watching the Knicks.

Enough of losing-the-wimmen-talk, it’s time to lose the Latinos. Do you want a double-TALL fence, or Two fences side by side?

The little mad doctor: We’re losing visitors because of the illegals. Fruit-pickers are discouraging tourism!

Mitt:Fear not, Republicans~~ I’m going so far to the right on this one, in the General Election, you won’t even see me on the flatscreen. E-Verify THAT!

I keep hoping that guy with the giant cardboard head is going to pop up at the debate.

Maybe you need to adjust your reception, Mike~~Newt is right there!

The Little Mad Doctor does believe in war, as long as it’s a good Christian justified war, Santorum believes Obama’s social engineering is going to turn the Marines into the Maroons, and Newt is going to defend the lives of our people by cheerfully starting another war.

Mitt and everybody but Ron Paul agree: going to war against a nation for weapons it doesn’t have will totally work this time!

If it’s an hour and a half into the debate, it’s time for another of Ron Paul’s Sanity Minutes: Let’s NOT go to war with Iran!

Unless it’s properly declared. This has been the end of your Ron Paul Sanity Minute.

Newt “Osama Bin WHO?”:

As long as you’re an enemy of the United States, you’re safe!

Also from the Speaker, whom I’m guessing hasn’t gotten a security briefing in twenty years: We should have our allies~~here’s a word that’s going to blow your minds, dullards~~COVERTLY working to end the Assad regime.

WHY DOESN’T OBAMA TALK ABOUT WHAT HE’S DOING TO COVERTLY DESTROY THE ASSAD REGIME?????

Newt believes that children are our future. They’re all unique! All individual! There are chunky little nerdy children out there, children with beady eyes, who relate more to their pet skinks than to their peers, and they’re just left there in school, laughed at, it’s criminal, and do the teachers step in?

THEY. WILL. PAYYYYYY.

Freudian Slip Is A Revealing Undergarment Dept:

RT @ChrisJonesUW: RT @mollyesque: “Teaching is a missionary vocation,” says Gingrich, who married his high-school geometry teacher.

I want a pet skink! Why won’t Obama let me have the freedom to own a skink?

Mittastically awkward, uttered in his best hyperactive gopher voice:

You get to ask the questions you want, I get to answer the questions I want.

Audience boos.

King crumbles! “Fair enough?” How embarrassing is it to have your lunch eaten consecutively by both Newt and Mitt?

Not enough for CNN to stop handing you the reins, apparently.

Why don’t newt and santorum have ash on their foreheads?  baby jesus has a sad.

I think their excessive whiteness just causes the ash to blanche.

WoooooooHooooooo the Humboldt State women’s basketball team (Lady Jacks if you’re nasty, gender neutral Lumberjacks [which aint gender neutral at all] if ya aint) just knocked off the undefeated and No. 1 team in the nation (D-II) University of California San Diego Tritons in a stone-cold thriller that went down to the buzzer.

It’s doubly fun because San Diego is by far my favorite city and it’s perilously close to semi-darkie-land and the campus of UCSD may just be the most beautiful in the country, with apologies to Pepperdine and Wisconsin and that school in the Cumberland Gap.

But it appears I stray far afield, ‘pologies all around.

(big win, biiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg win, bigwinbigwinbigwin)

Ah, but you stray less than you suspect, HB! For though your HS basketball team may have trounced the number one team in the nation, but are they emotionally fit for combat, really? Rick Santorum has doubts!

Also, what else we missed: Obama is in favor of infanticide. Newt said so, and he is AN Historian.

Please let there be one more debate. Please, just one more. I need the larfs.

Am I the only one who thinks Romney’s “you endorsed Specter” talk is the sort of thing that only appeals to hardcore political junkies?