Mrs. Perry’s keen grasp of the obvious

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Anita Perry, wife of Governor Goodhair, has finally figured out why those other GOP candidates are picking on her front-runnin’ man:

“Honestly, I’m going to speak frankly from my heart, I think he takes arrows because they want to knock him out from that position,” she said. “I think that’s why he’s the target.”

You don’t say!

We could really use someone with Mrs. Perry’s refreshing candor and strategic acumen in the First Lady role. Think how such a towering intellect could contribute to a project like Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative. Maybe her input would go something like this:

“I’m just a simple, Bible-believing country girl, but I have to call it like I see it—some kids are fat because they eat too much and don’t get enough exercise! There, I said it!”

I don’t know a thing about Mrs. Perry, but from that short exposure, I think she has the right stuff to revolutionize First Ladying.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/28/11 at 10:51 AM • Permalink

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you forgot the standard southern tagline (the one that forgives the speaker from saying the meanest, cruelest things):
“Bless their hearts.”

For some reason, every time I see her name, I think of Anita Bryant.  This is not a good thing.

“Also, he’s kind of a dimwitted jackass. But it’s mostly because of his position. Probably…”

Semi on-topic, have y’all seen the Bad Lip Reading video featuring Perry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=ehYoIKTsiV0& v=BhDhDRvHaGs&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_64 0046

Also, too, Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotatio n_223253&v=ehYoIKTsiV0&src_vid=BhDhDRvHaGs&featu re=iv

Comment by Moonbatting Average on 09/28/11 at 02:24 PM

Master of the bleedin’s obvious, isn’t she?  Bless her li’l heart…

Be fair. The poor thing probably stays zonked out of her gourd simply to keep from taking a machete to Perry’s ass.

I knew he’d never settle for a woman who wasn’t his intellectual equal.

You left out the “bless their hearts” bit. A southern woman never insults anyone without that phrase attached.

Can you blame a Texas Republican for knowing nothing about how competition works?

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