Muslim Impostor President Eerily Concerned For Welfare of US Tornado Victims

What’s this dude’s game, anyway?

“We can’t control when or where a catastrophic storm will strike. But we can control how we respond to it. And I want every American who is affected by this disaster to know that the federal government will do everything we can to help you recover and stand with you as ou rebuild,” he said.

The president said he will travel to Alabama to view storm damage on Friday and offer condolences to some of the victims. Later in the day, he is scheduled to travel to Florida to see the launch of NASA’s space shuttle Endeavour on its final mission.

In addition, President Obama has spoken with governors in Alabama, Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia and Mississippi. He said he told the state leaders that the federal government will help in “any possible way,” particularly in Alabama.

I just don’t get it. He hates America, he’s dedicated his life to destroying our Unalienable, Self-Evident Kick-Assitude, and he fails to meet even the minimum Constitutional requirements for a Naturally White Citizen. Yet he’s doing more to help tornado-ravaged states that voted against him than Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Orly Taitz combined. All I can think of is that maybe he plans to humiliate the Confederacy by swanning around the ruins of Alabama, handing out Confiscated Librul Yankee Gubmint Money while reciting lines from The Emperor Jones.

[UPDATE:]
Fuck me. This stopped being parody before I even finished writing it.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 04/28/11 at 09:21 PM • Permalink

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Jeebus, a link to Freeperville, Gonna have to get a local priest to sprinkle some holy water on my geek box to chase away any demon infections.

These folks already seceded from the rest of us in their pea brains. They look at Obama as some brother from outer space haunting a nightmare they can’t wake up from. And it is only going to get worse. Before it gets really bad.

Jesus christ you still can’t outwingnut a wingnut.

Oh, FreeRepublic.  The stuff posted at Free Republic doesn’t shock me.  What shocks me is thinking that these people must have jobs, manage to dress themselves*, and find their way home at night.

*Although I’m sure most of them have “L” and “R” printed on the bottoms of their shoes.

See, this is why it’s good that I’m not president—because if I had taken all the bullshit that Obama has, my official statement might have been along the lines of “White Trash Dies—No One Cries.” But he’s a grown-up and I’m just a snarky-ass disgruntled bitch. Which is why it’s good he doesn’t listen to assholes like me on the internet—RIGHT, Glennzilla and HamsherWheel?

That’s it, Strange—-there’s no grace period for wingnutry. They don’t pause in their race to see who can express the most vicious sentiment first.

I wonder if the people who deeply resent being accused of raaaaacism might be forced to admit that they do practice prejudice on an hourly, nay, second-ly, basis.

Nope, didn’t think so.

Wait till they realize there are black people living in the South. Then they’ll go ballistic accusing Obama of using FEMA to pay “reparations.”

aimai

Lotta mosques being put up in the South. Obama’s trip to the South a coincidence? I THINK NOT.

As for the FR link, my seat on the boat is quite comfy, thanks very much.

*Although I’m sure most of them have “L” and “R” printed on the bottoms of their shoes.

But do they have R on the bottom of their left shoe, and L on the bottom of your right? Because when you cross your legs—and you know they can’t tie their shoes, or even see them, standing—that’s how it comes out.

@Oblo, right there with ya.  Same people decrying federal intervention and demanding to see Obama’s papers are the ones who are now pleading for help.  Of course Obama has to help them, but, damn….

Oh, I’m sure the free market will clean up the mess and rebuild their houses errrrr double wides in jiffy.  After all, I don’t see anything in the Constitution about my tax dollars going to re-stock the “IQ Testers” at a tornado damaged Cracker Barrel.

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