My Land! What will happen to our heroin[e]?

Orly Taitz, DDS, JD, PDQ, Esq. has been schooled twice by Judge Land [merci beaucoup Litlebritdifrnt].

Taitz now has 14 days to make a clear, coherent and convincing argument that her Motion to Stay didn’t violate Land’s order to stay offa his (courthouse) lawn. If she can’t, she’ll have to hand over $10,000.00. If she doesn’t pay up ... Judge Land strikes me as the sort of chap who wouldn’t shy away from flinging someone in jail.

Her client, Captain Connie “Country” Rhodes has written a vewwy sincere letter to Judge Land saying she has no idea what her bat-shit loony attorney is doing but whatever she’s doing is certainly without Rhodes’ permission or knowledge and quite frankly she had no idea what sort of evidence Taitz was going to present in court and she honestly never at all intended to refuse to deploy ... Basically the woman is a pathetic coward, but I bet the letter made Judge Land guffaw. So for the sake of any soldiers who might come under her care let’s just hope she’s a better doctor than she is a liar [merci beaucoup, encore lbd].

But back to Taitz. She now has one last chance to withdraw gracefully. Basically, she needs to apologize for being a twit and go the hell away.

Let’s see how close we can get to the correct order of events before they unfold. Here are a few in no particular order, please add your own:

Taitz sues Rhodes for non-payment of her attorney’s fees.
Taitz sends out an appeal to her followers to cough up $10K.
Taitz’s submits her response to Judge Land’s order to show cause. The 500 page document attempts to prove that Judge Land is Stalin’s illegitimate grandson and he conspired with the traitor Captain Dr. Connie Rhodes to conceal the true circumstances of Obama’s birf. The tape recording that accompanies the document features Taitz singing “God Bless America,” off key. Judge Land is not amused.
Rhodes shaves her head and joins a convent, only to leave the next day because the nuns won’t stop laughing at her.

*Yes, I changed the title. Sorry, I’m a bit distracted. You know how it is. All of the descriptions of hot Orly action but without any of Mrs. Polly’s exciting illustrations [ahem].

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