And the idiotic, humor-deficient hordes will scream I KNEW IT!9!! in 5…4…3…

Jesus General has taken the lead.

You’re now officially cook, Kev.  You got Lee, one of my favorite people on the globe.

You’re now officially cook, Kev

Um, that shoulda been COOL.

oops, didn’t mean to post an actual url—it leads nowhere.

Could someone please post a brief summary of the General’s video?

I can’t watch it myself, because one more inch and I have to register this thing with the BATF.

Thx in advance.

Look. It’s really simple. If you’re a chick…dress like one if you want to be able to use public restrooms. If you look like a dude when you enter a women’s restroom you are going to alarm people. That is not their fault. That is your fault.

Well, that doesn’t sound very nice.  No, not very nice at all.

Look. It’s really simple. If you’re a chick…dress like one if you want to be able to use public restrooms. If you look like a dude when you enter a women’s restroom you are going to alarm people. That is not their fault. That is your fault.

How dare she walk around dressed in such a provocative manner? She was asking for it and deserved everything she got!! 

Why do I suspect none of our brave PUMAzons will see this particular post?

I’m going to get my husband to vote for you, twice!

Btw, sadly, voting for Rumproast does not make one boobs bigger. : (

Just voted again. No change. But your advertising must clearly be working as Rumproast is waaaaaay ahead. (Gosh, I hope voting for you doesn’t make my ass look bigger.)

O/T: GO GIANTS!!!

Btw, sadly, voting for Rumproast does not make one boobs bigger.

That’s what you think…

Btw, sadly, voting for Rumproast does not make one[‘s] boobs bigger.

Actually, it makes one boob bigger.  Your measuring the wrong one.  (After that, find another computer and vote again.)

O/T: GO GIANTS!!!

I think not.  Go Iggles!

My, I’m honored Kevin.

I meant to write “one’s boobs,” Steve M, but that explains a lot. ; )

Hey Gimmeabreak, there are enough birds in the playoffs. Time some G-Men to shoot ‘em down. (Fingers, toes, and eyes all crossed. Ouch.)

Geez. I can NOT type today. “Time for some G-Men to shoot ‘em down.” Clearly voting for Rumproast impairs one’s ability to type [see “penis”].

Thanks for commenting over at AOL, J.  As you’ll soon see, yours and my comments will be close to being the only non-insane ones there.

Murphy asks this morning:

That being said, ##### — I dont like the NOW website either, but is there something WRONG with being a lesbian or something??

gimmeabreak—Sad thing is that #####’s being beaten up for using the “sino-peruvian lesbian” line that everyone at Riverdoggie tosses around as a casual joke about the marginalization of women.

These people should read each other’s blogs, and become aware of all Internet traditions.

Love the Jesus’ General video and only slightly dismayed that he caught onto us!  (Driftglass thought of it first).

I remember that whole ridiculous “Islam is the light” thing that the doll was supposedly saying (or maybe even really saying - who knows) but didn’t realize that was also Nice Deb.  She so deserves to lose.

@yetanotherfreakingbrit

I just voted half of my computers towards the Birmingham blog.  They are now ahead.  You see the North & the South of England can collaborate to rid ourselves of slags.

@yetanotherfreakingbrit

(oh other half of computers waiting for 24hrs to expire…you wouldn’t want me to hack it would you?  ;-)  )

Bruno—Cheers. I’ve restrained myself and only used one of our four computers for this thing (and no IP dodging either). It’s a tight race over there, right enough!

I remember that whole ridiculous “Islam is the light” thing that the doll was supposedly saying (or maybe even really saying - who knows) but didn’t realize that was also Nice Deb.

Wow! I had no idea, marin. She’s getting trounced anyway. The PUMAs are welcome to her.

“My penis grew an inch after I voted for Rumproast”

I wished you’d warned me. Burly guys from the NSA, CIA and the FAA broke in this morning because I’m interfering with air traffic.

My penis grew an inch after I voted for Rumproast”

I have a bunch of computers at work, and we have five at home.

You can imagine my pre-dick-ament. Am I supposed to consult my physician,now?

How about oompa loompa, our new surgeon general Barack picked from the back of his cereal box.

I could coil it up, it’s a perfect bed for a diabetic cat with bad circulation.

I could use it for a meat scarf, but it doesn’t get cold in Houston.

Previously, when I got an erection, it only drained the blood from my brain, now I lose my vital signs.

Thank you Rumproast
(FROM MY WIFE)

Hapless tarded Puma- You need to hang some blinking red lights on that thing or you will also be out of compliance with the Federal Communications Act of 1934.

I do NOT want to know where you are getting all the blood to fill that thing.

Don’t mean to toot my own horn here but I have prepared a letter to the PUMA shoe company that I suggest everyone copy and paste and send it to the e-mail provided. I hate it that everyctime I think of buying some shoes I see jenni’s face! ugh! Get the letter here and send it, its good for you like fiber!...lol

Stalking, cubed.

catsden 01.11.09 at 3:38 pm

  rumproast had a few nasty comments about PUMAs and the FEC complaints today as well. I posted there and noticed a few other familiar names. They are just idiots, is all.

#####- Great photoshop

my vote is the one that pushed you up to 100%.

BTW, New Yorkers

GO STEELERS!!!

Me and Strange are going to throw a STEELER toga party where we can show off our new rumproast enhanced wangs.

These things give Terrible Towel a whole new meaning

Today’s brainteaser, courtesy of Wonkette:

MurphyPUMA says at 2:14 pm, January 11th, 2009

Please don’t associate Stupid Wonkette with legitimate PUMA’s, he is a sock puppet from the confluence and I don’t appreciate the way he acts on here even though you people probably deserve it. Oh yeah, happy sunday.

Is this the REAL Murphy?

Is “Stupid Wonkette” REALLY miq2xu?

Backhanding both myiq and The Confluence just seemed a tad impolitic. This whole thing is becoming an impenetrable House of Mirrors.

Those things give STEELER a new meaning. We little submissive houseslaves are tying our sandals and macerating the figs.

PUMAS: macerating the figs is not a typo.

Stalking, cubed.

... And near-instant slapdown with a side order of DWP-brand sympathy:

DancesWithPumas 01.11.09 at 3:46 pm

52 They are just idiots, is all.

Then why visit their site at all? Why give them traffic? Why update any of us about that site? Why publicize their site here?

Stalking^4

Is this the REAL Murphy?

Is “Stupid Wonkette” REALLY miq2xu?

Backhanding both myiq and The Confluence just seemed a tad impolitic. This whole thing is becoming an impenetrable House of Mirrors.

They have been known to eat their own!

I do get the distinct feeling that myiq2xu’s fan club doesn’t extend to PUMA PAC.

And you’re possibly right - even Riverdaughter’s seems to be having a few “issues”:

bqueen 01.11.09 at 12:56 pm

Murphy: I don’t think I like RD’s comment either. It holds lesbians up as some kind of extreme. I don’t know what to make of the the “Sino Peruvian” adjective. Are Sino P lesbians so different from the Suze Orman dykes of the world? Are they the bizarre or backward dykes??

Discuss. As they say.

Is “Stupid Wonkette” REALLY miq2xu?

One thing I’m pretty sure of is that it’s no one from here (or Wonkette).

BTW, just came back from the vet with Hubcap.  Good god, we’re being forced into becoming full-blown Krazy Kat Kooks.  Insulin shot two times a day, daily antibiotic, urine testing, special food, ugh.  And don’t get me started about how much this is going to cost us. Thank god she’s a delightful mixture of cute ‘n’ curmudgeonly.

Almost forgot:
Here’s some Lenny Bruce for your Sunday evening drinking and doping (includes Rumproast plug)

I just came over from Wonkette to see if one of you guys are posting as Murphy:

Golly Gee myiq2xu, who are you calling an imposter? At least I use my real name, maybe you should do the same. Your just lucky RD put’s up with you or you wouldn’t have any friends.

I guess not….

MisterLoki—This just gets better and better.

Thanks!

KK—You’re a good egg. I’m sure Hubcap appreciates it…in peculiar, non-demonstrative, aloofish kind of way.

A PUMA regular saw this post and is now questioning the Nice Deb pick at the Confluence.  Let’s see if they keep her comment up.  Good for her.

I fully understand why they can’t stand this blog, but openly endorsing Nice Deb as an alternative was a huge mistake. Since there aren’t any PUMA blogs in my category and the only other lib/prog was an Obama supporter (“Black Women”), they should have just stayed out of it. The whole mess is backfiring on them.

A PUMA regular saw this post

Glad she read it. But kinda creepy to know we’re being observed. Yuck. Get a hobby, gal.

yetanotherfreakingbrit,

Feel free to blame it all on me. I’ve been absent from my blogging duties for a while, but have come back because of the Amazing PUMA Race to Nowhere ‘09. Back in the good ol’ days (Election ‘08) I had a couple little scuffles with my old friend SouthJerseyPUMA which caused me much amusement and joviality. I wonder how she’s doing. *sigh*

At any rate, now they can wonder which Jenny is really that Jenny.

P.S.

Yes, I’ve been voting.

Also, YAY, EAGLES!

Also.

Jennyjinx!—Great to see you around again. I used to check out your blog regularly (led there from YTD).

Anyhoo, as far as I’m concerned, you’re the only Jenny on the block. Jenny was just one of a crowd for me. ;)

And

Glad she read it. But kinda creepy to know we’re being observed. Yuck. Get a hobby, gal.

LMAO!

Jennyjinx—SouthJersey"ALLCAPS"Puma has a “blog” here:

THE SHIT HITS THE FAN! ROAR!...

DancesWithPumas 01.11.09 at 5:04 pm

  I struggled with the decision to vote for The Confluence when the weblog awards voting began. In the end, I decided to vote for them in spite of the sexist/misogynist ymapiq2xu. I wanted to fully support the gifted Confluence writers, of which, there are many.
  But, after last nights Melissa Etheride video post and comments my imapiq2xu, todays comments by imapiq2xu, his pattern of sexist / mysogynist remarks and posts, and The Confluence’s support of him as a poster, I will not be voting for The Confluence in the remaining days of voting.

  I’ve also decided to withhold my vote from Nice Deb based on her homophobic and sexist remarks on her blog.

  I know their loss of my votes won’t have much of an effect on the outcome, but it will have a positive effect on my conscience.

you’re the only Jenny on the block

Aw, shucks, thanks. I’m all teary and stuff. (((HUGS))) and XOXOXO and…oh, wait… Damn, I got all caught up in the moment.

StrangeAppar8us,

Thanks, my friend, thanks a freaking lot. I’ve been officially blinded by pink. Sweet Jeebus, I did not need to follow that link. Should’ve known better… Ah, well, while I’m there might as well laugh a little.

Wow!

I’m not going to quote or link the post or name a name out of deference to something I think I actually feel some respect for and someone who’s actually redeemed herself just a tad in my eyes, but I’ll just say PUMA PAC, 5:04.

DancesWithPumas 01.11.09 at 5:04 pm

Uh-oh, someone’s getting too big for her britches.

Giant Sucking Sound indeed! I quoted it above brit.

Yeah, good for her.  I honestly mean that.

Giant Sucking Sound indeed! I quoted it above brit.

So you did, #####. That’ll teach me to hit “Reload” before posting!

I have no such qualms about Murphy, though:

MurphyPUMA says at 5:24 pm, January 11th, 2009

fyi… we have pulled our support for both the confluence and nice deb…thanks.

Which I think either confirms her ID or that’s a VERY clued-up sockpuppet. Or something.

haha, thats right, must reload, or is that cheating?

Why do all these intramural PUMA squabbles remind me of the Monty Python sketch of the Batley Townswomen’s Guild re-enacting the Battle of Pearl Harbor (or “Harbour,” as they would have it)?

MurphyPUMA says at 5:24 pm, January 11th, 2009

  fyi… we have pulled our support for both the confluence and nice deb…thanks.

Well, good for her, too (although even I would have understood if she continued to support the Confluence).  I’ll update the post.

Kerry Reid: Stand by. Very shortly you may witness the “Fish-Slapping Dance.”

FISH SLAPPING? Take your evil wimyn-lynching cracks elsewhere, bud!

I’m having (another) beer to mark this development.

And to add to my night, the TV’s just started unexpectedly showing Blazing Saddles!!!1!

Verily, my beerglass runneth over. BBL.

@yetanotherfreakingbrit

You need to get more flexible with your ethics…you don’t want to promote on wonkette, you don’t want to use your other 3 computers?  Self promotion is the American way!

Anyway looks like it is still ahead, so maybe you don’t need to!

There is now a “war to defeat the anchoress…”

Oh, hell, I don’t want to “defeat” her. I just want to brick up that little aperture in the wall she slips her notes through, and force her to say “For the love of God, Montressor!”

@yetanotherfreakingbrit - got it on channel 5 as well

There’s ego, and then there’s ego:  (from sucking sound)

Sophie, on January 11th, 2009 at 5:34 pm Said:

As I said earlier about Etheridge, I still like her music but I think her politics are under informed. In her defense, she is constantly surrounded by those Hopey/Changey people. She probably doesn’t know about The Confluence.

I don’t even know what to say to that.

DancesWithPumas has a conscience?  Who’d have thought it.  And although MurphyPUMA made that announcement on Wonkette (if that is indeed Murphy), she hasn’t made any such comment at PUMAPac or even responded to what DWP said that I can see.

This is good, though:

taggles1 01.11.09 at 5:49 pm

  who is going after the anchoress bqueen? is it the wankerettes.

taggles1 01.11.09 at 6:00 pm

  You know this is a slam on women as well.

bqueen 01.11.09 at 5:45 pm

  Just got word that the Anchoress is being attacked at the webblog awards by guess who… a group of immature leftists, it appears. She was winning best individual blogger by a LOT until very recently.

  There is now a “war to defeat the anchoress…”

  Sound familiar?

Ugh, do I have to start pulling Anchoress posts now? Without much effort I found that she used the term “Proposition 8 Gay Mauraders” in one of her posts.

Well good on ole DWP.  I always thought she was the brightest one in the pack.

DancesWithPumas 01.11.09 at 6:06 pm

Questions:
why is it referred to as the “internets’ (plural)
and
what does “pwned” mean, as in, “you’ve been pwned?”

“Oh, and while I’m asking—what does it mean that all of my base are belong to someone?

“And what are these internet traditions I keep hearing about?”

Rut roh there is trouble in PUMA land…..

“MurphyPUMA says at 5:24 pm, January 11th, 2009
- Replyfyi… we have pulled our support for both the confluence and nice deb…thanks.”

I’m going on a recce, cover me.

Hapless tarded Puma- You need to hang some blinking red lights on that thing or you will also be out of compliance with the Federal Communications Act of 1934.

I’m taking bids from cell phone providers even now.

YES! I AM IMMATURE AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

OT and completely and utterly shameless bragging.  My DH’s band at the Inaugural Parade.  Only other band in the parade (other than 2dMarDiv) to perform the “square turn” (you’d never guess that my DH is a former 2dMarDiv bandsman huh?) 

Ugh, do I have to start pulling Anchoress posts now? Without much effort I found that she used the term “Proposition 8 Gay Mauraders” in one of her posts.

FWIW, I vote go for it, Kevin. 

Bruno: Yes, I’m a wuss. On the other hand, CiB were doing pretty well before I butted in without asking them, and I don’t want to risk jinxing them.

Back to Rockridge ... and Lili von Schtupp!

I took a look at the Anchoress. She says she isn’t a phony wannabee nun, she’s a wannabee phony nun. In any case, here’s a quote for you, Kevin:

Q: Aren’t you &^$# (same email) embarrassed to have stood up for and defended that &*^% moron Bush all this time now that you see what a *&$% loser he is?

A: Nope. I. Love. Boosh. Deal with it. I think we’ll miss him, in many ways, when he departs and even you folks on the left should be somewhat impressed (if you can be at all generous) at the predictably classy, gentlemanly way he is having his administration assist in the transition to Obama. Quite different from the way he was treated by the outgoing Clintons.

litlebrit, the square turn was snazzy! They were great, and cuter than puppy paws.

Mr. Polly’s mother, watching him march with the Boy Scouts, said to his father, “Look, everybody’s out of step but Mickey.”

And that encapsulates my husband.<;0)

Kevin - where other than on Wonkette did PumaPac publicly withdraw their support for the Confluence and NiceDeb?  I just went over there and their last voting thread still had them as recommendations.  It would appear that MyIQ has officially pissed off the PUMA’s with the latest thread but I have yet to see Murphy officially distance herself from anyone.  Linky dink please?

brit, I’m lead to believe its DWP sock puppeting as Murphy over at wonkette, some of the writings sound like her or maybe they are sharing accounts…who knows.

Thanks Mrs. Polly, I know I am sort of partial but DH’s band were really the best of the parade other than 2dMarDiv.  DH got a job offer that day, school closer to home (right now he commutes 200 miles a day round trip) really prestigious school, lots more money (much wealthier school district), me and he are mulling it right now, the loyalty thing is STRONG if you know what I mean.  We often say that the only way they are going to get him out of his current school is in a body bag.

litlebrit, good pondering with that decision. I’m sure glad nobody’s offering memore money and prestige.

Maybe this will work.

Huzzah! Who’ll be the next to outwit me?

I know one “whack-a-doo feminist liberal enclave” whose ears must be burning.

What was the italic attack? Did I do that somehow?

Of course Strange, the next to outwit you will be the first.

Was that the italic perl script?

Is anyone else watching 24?  This BS about the CIT firewall is making me nuts…

Somewhere higher up the thread, we were missing an “end-italics” bracket. I just dropped one in.

That is the full extent of my hacking skills, alas.

@gimmeabreak

Normal rules don’t apply to Jack Bauer…or any computer gear featured in this show.

“I’m having (another) beer to mark this development.”

*LOL* from a fellow Brit that is little akin to saying “I woke up and drew breath this morning”  I am still trying to convince my American (former Mormon for gawds sake) DH that drinking is not evil, it is simply, well damn it NORMAL.  Despite visits from my sister and her DH and her three “throw pints of lager down the neck on a regular basis” daughters he still has not yet got a clue.  I am working on it though.

Guilty. I’m going back to master my Speak-n-Spell now.

beat hell out of any other pansy-assed, whiney, mediocre, liberal vagina in the whole wide world!

I’ve had some politically incorrect vagina. It’s okay but….

.......it kinda smells like shit

That is the full extent of my hacking skills, alas.

Okay, scratch him off the list.

I love you guys. You even may unclosed html tags funny.  Now I don’t have to go and fix it.

My non-queer, unagendized, non-inclusive, politically incorrect, focused warrior vagina could beat hell out of any other pansy-assed, whiney, mediocre, liberal vagina in the whole wide world!

Ringside seats are still available, behind the transparent splash-guard.

may = make - you are welcome Kevin.  :)

and oh yeah

My non-queer, unagendized, non-inclusive, politically incorrect, focused warrior vagina

sounds like it needs

more cowbell

Scooter, maybe it just needs to be more inclusive.

speaking of conservative catholics
Anchor Ass

don’t forget to vote for Pharyngula (on the list)

PZ is waaaay cool and gets the most death threats of any blogger.

Kevin - where other than on Wonkette did PumaPac publicly withdraw their support for the Confluence and NiceDeb?  I just went over there and their last voting thread still had them as recommendations.

That’s it. I didn’t expect her to go back and kill it in previous posts. If you’ve been following these characters for as long as I have, having her announce that on Wonkette was a pretty big step.

Actually Kevin when you think about it this is huge, the fact that PumaPac and Confluence have parted ways, Where do they go from here?

Actually Kevin when you think about it this is huge, the fact that PumaPac and Confluence have parted ways, Where do they go from here?

I don’t see that one lasting. They can’t afford to go on without each other. How clowny boy’s future fits into it is anyone’s guess.

Despite visits from my sister and her DH and her three “throw pints of lager down the neck on a regular basis” daughters he still has not yet got a clue.

Get him to read one of shtuey’s Vogon poems. If he’s not drinking enthusiastically before he finishes it, check him for a pulse.

Actually Kevin when you think about it this is huge, the fact that PumaPac and Confluence have parted ways, Where do they go from here?

Quiet on the set!

Long, weepy make-up scene, Take One!

[Clap]

And…Action!

the fact that PumaPac and Confluence have parted ways,

Yeah, not too sure that’s actually happened.  myiqlowerthanabsolutezero still dancing around at Wonkette going basically “neener, neener, neener.”  I don’t know if they ban people over there but, if not previously, he may be the first.

I think Effluents may soon be joining the ex-wives in the rage collage occupying that locked room at the end of his hall. His Wonkettisms have degenerated to such an extent he seems to be the overdosing on the heady freedom of completely severed connections. I know I have “heady” and “severed” in the same sentence. Oh, well.

I believe myiq is RD’s brother which is probably why he gets away with so much.

I believe myiq is RD’s brother which is probably why he gets away with so much.

Quite the family there.  Reinforces my belief in women’s choice.

Reinforces my belief in women’s choice.

Comment of the day I think!

Her brother? Were there any chemical factories in their parents’ neighborhood?

OT, Mar, but what are the chances of my casually throwing out the name Spring Byington and your having one of her paintings? What was the ineluctable force that compelled us here?

I don’t think the rift is real, they just promoted the same blogtalk radio atrocity, and are right in the middle of launching…..

wait for it

PUMASPHERE

which is
I guess
something round that you put your Pumas in

I don’t think the rift is real, they just promoted the same blogtalk radio atrocity, and are right in the middle of launching…..

It’s pretty clear that DWP can’t stand myiq, but, yeah, there’s too much cross-pollination going on between those two sites for a successful separation. And I’m still not convinced myiq is “Stupid Wonkette.”  That idiot’s still jabbering on over there.  Even I have a hard time believing he’s that fucking stupid.

Stupid Wonkette is such a pitiable spectacle that I couldn’t bring myself to say anything. He is windmilling his fists and I swear I could hear hiccupy sobs right through the screen. I tiptoed away. Wonkette ought to do a pity-ban.

If he is RD’s brother, I do think he’s Stupid Wonkette.  If more PUMAs leave Confluence because of him, where will RD’s loyalties lie?

RD must be used to having people say to her, “So are you bringing your brother? You are? Oh.”

I’m not convinced by the bro/sis thing given RD’s Christmastime rants about her Jehovah’s Witness upbringing versus myego2xu’s (h/t PUMA PAC) antipathy to said festival. Of course, that could be a cunning plan to obscure the truth.

I have entertained the idea that they might be some sort of item (partly due to a little billet doux about a “redhead” coming across posted on on Balloon Juice in myiq’s “out” days). But then that conjured up images that drove me to gargle my brain with peroxide, so I’ve tried not to go there.

FreakingBrit: Peroxide works? After glancing at Effluents, or whatever it is, I’ve been pouring Listerine directly into my eyes. But I’m thinking of getting trepanned, with a hinge for easy access.

Either way, Myqwho?‘s antics are so repellant I don’t see how any self-avowed “feminist” could tolerate him without that, um, connexion.

Wait, so Lambert’s pissed at this post for some reason?  Does he like NiceDeb or something?