FYI-  There aren’t 305 videos.  The pages aren’t really pages.  Every time you click on a page it just randomizes some videos and presents them as a new page.  As I was going through the pages the same videos just kept popping up over and over again.

In the 12 pages I glanced through there were at least 4 people I recognized show up 4 times. 

As an experiment, just keep going back and forth between the same two pages.  Do they look the same when you come back to them?

Chris, thanks. I was just going by the “305 records” counter next to the page links.

If it’s fewer than that, so much the better, since I black-out a lot and I didn’t want to spend the whole day looking for myself.

Follow up -

Even the sorting functions are just random.  Click on “most viewed” and the look at the page views, they aren’t even sorted.  Then bounce between pg 1 and 2, and you’ll see they never look the same.

@StrangeAppar8us -

I’d also expect the 305 to be honest, but it’s not.  The point I was making is that this is a pretty pathetic attempt to inflate their numbers beyond what they really are.  This fact should be part of a larger narrative that Tea Partiers don’t really have the numbers.

This fact should be part of a larger narrative that Tea Partiers don’t really have the numbers.

Hmmmmm.  Who else does that remind you of?

I get the point—but, honestly, my narrative is that it doesn’t matter fuck-all how many of them there are, if all of them are this goddamn silly.

I am Spartacus.

No you’re not.

I see that you can submit a video of your own.  It says they review the videos but still I think this presents an opportunity.

Ahem, yes. Her “tea party leaders” certainly are exposed.

I give it 24 hours before that website is Wonketted into oblivion.

Betty, my only fear is that they might just accept your leadership, and make a mass pilgrimage to your house with offerings of crawfish, minnows and water-spiders.

I made one. But I’m afraid to submit it.

What, no Claymation?

Her “tea party leaders” certainly are exposed.

I feel just the way I did when I saw Drew Barrymore in that green dress at the Oscars a couple of years ago.  Oh honey, no.

Here, let me introduce you to a bra.  Tea Party Leader, meet bra.  Bra ... Tea Party Leader.  Your girls will feel much better with a little support.

I made one. But I’m afraid to submit it.

Tell me that’s NOT your talking fish.

@ Gimme—I used to have a singing fish (it was a present!), but the dog did us all a favor and ate it long ago, so I grabbed someone else’s fish vid. I used the voice of Pendula Swangatata featured above for the audio.

@ Strange—man, y’all are so lucky my kid outgrew action figures before I developed an interest in making videos for this blog. But Mr. Potato Head (with the angry eyes!) would’ve made a fine Boehner.

But Mr. Potato Head (with the angry eyes!) would’ve made a fine Boehner.

If you’re portraying Boehner, better make that Mr. Sweet Potato Head.