The epic adventure of the escaped baby cobra is almost perfect.* It just needs a little something. Something like this:
Oh, like you’ve never lost anything.
Now it’s perfect.
*I realize normal people do not put “snakes” and “perfect” in a sentence unless words such as “dead” or “run over by a car” are also in there. I am not normal and have never wanted to be, ergo I think snakes are nifty. And before anyone gets started I would not keep a snake as a pet. They belong in the wild so I can find them and shout “COOL, A SNAKE!” (With a slight question mark after racers, because they are bitchy.)
I also approve of snakes in zoos, provided they open an account with Les Twits when they make a break for it.