Nancy “the Knife” Pelosi just cold-ass whacks people

One of Politico’s famous unnamed sources rips the mask off Madam Speaker Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi. In a stunning exposé, we learn that the San Francisco liberal and nana of seven is really a stone-cold killer just itching to whack people—even political allies—execution-style:

Pelosi “will put a bullet in the head of anyone she needs to,” said a Democratic insider. “Rangel, any incumbent that looks like he’s going to lose. She’ll do anything it takes to keep her majority, anything.”

Nancy the Knife joins noted thug Darcy “DBurn” Burner (who made her bones by personally busting a cap in the ass of single payer advocates) in setting the new standard for gansta in the Obama era.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 03/01/10 at 05:58 PM • Permalink

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“The staff of Politico will stick their dicks in any domesticated animal that doesn’t run away,” a media insider close to Politco said.* “Goats, ducks. Any animal too weak or small to escape their clutches.”

*Hey, their office isn’t too far from my house.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/01/10 at 08:39 PM

Well I for one want her to do anything it takes to keep her majority. Even if it does mean whacking a few weak links. Now can we get some of that going in the Senate?

Comment by marindenver on 03/01/10 at 08:52 PM

I find the whole story line being concocted about Pelosi very interesting. The usual conservative spin is that Dems are weak. They flip flop (ask Digby about the sexual connotations there). They have no convictions (moral, not prison).

The first woman Speaker is just a little too tough. So she’s the next sequel to the Sopranos.

Fascinating.

Comment by AltHippo on 03/01/10 at 09:12 PM

Well, Alt, it’s her fault for having all those thuggish vowels in her surname, just like Obama. A few is okay, but ending your name in a vowel? You may as well tattoo THUG 4 LIFE on your forehead (preferably not while looking in a mirror—that stuff leads to embarrassment and/or charges).

Not sure how that works for Darcy Burner, but then, her last name is “Burner,” right?

Comment by Oblomova on 03/02/10 at 12:08 AM

Right. That’s pretty much what a Speaker/party leader is supposed to do—put down (figuratively speaking of course) the weak links who’ve moved from simply being annoying and become actual threats to keeping control of the House. But she’s a Democrat and she has ladyparts, so, you know, double taboo.