National GOP Leaves Come-from-Behind Coakley Challenger Flapping in the Breeze
You may think you recognize him as any one of the following hunky celebrities:
—Splint Chesthair*
—Slab Squatthrust
—Smash Lampjaw
—Butch Deadlift
—Brick Hardmeat
—Rip Steakface
...but, in fact, he is Scott Brown, the Tea Partiers’ choice to peel off Ted Kennedy’s Massachussetts Senate seat in a long-shot run against fully-clothed Dem candidate Martha Coakley.
Alas, Brown—who was named “America’s Sexiest Man” by Cosmopolitan for his Come-Hither-to-Small Government-and-Vigorous Homeland-Defense 1982 centerfold pose—isn’t feeling much love from national Republican Party funding groups, who’ve apparently already bagged on the ‘Bagger.
We may lose Nelson, but Coakley still looks good here. Will Sarah save Scotty Hollywood, or will he learn to embrace the simple joys of flannel shirts, crackling log fires and long walks in the Political Wilderness?
(*Thanks to the MST3K Space Mutiny funny name compilation link. Also, the Wiki page that explains the gag.)
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/30/09 at 07:21 PM • Permalink
Categories: Knee Slappers • Politics • Election '10 • Nutters • Polisnark •
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