Near-Infallible Political Strategy Chooser

Find out what this dumb motherfucker is recommending, and do the exact opposite:

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I like Hillary Clinton just fine and would have voted for her in the last election had she prevailed in the Democratic primary. But the fact that she paid this idiot millions of dollars and relied heavily on his counsel was self-disqualifying.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 09/19/11 at 06:55 AM • Permalink

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That’ll be $2 million, please.

Anything Mark Penn writes should include a link to the sponsor, right under his byline.

Maybe Penn should have given that advice to the GOP 30 years ago.

Strategy Corner? Even the name is absurd. Why not Strategy Cul-De-Sac?

Mark Penn is on my “People to Abuse if I Ever Meet Them in Person” list. Thomas Friedman is getting locked in a bathroom, Bobo Brooks is getting a frying pan in the kisser, Penn is getting led into quicksand, then left there while I go convene a committee on the best way to save him.

At least he’s just writing on third rate web site and not talking to anyone who matters.

Strategy Corner: Candidates—Don’t Hire Me For Your Election Campaign

Apparently my comments about Penn being the least credible source of policy advice are being deleted at HuffPo.

Mark Penn, 2011:

And most of all, he should be bringing the country together rather than dividing it through class warfare.
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What was so brilliant about the Obama 2008 election was that it brought together the upper and lower classes in a common mission of hope and change. Today, he is smashing apart that coalition with policies that seem to be about expanding the scope of government by the trillions of dollars (starting with health care) and raising taxes. Such policies will allow him to hold on to his under $35,000 support, but are anathema to the rest—and especially the unique coalition of new professionals he forged in 2008.

Mark Penn, 2007:

Penn, the presidential campaign’s chief strategist, wrote in a memo to Clinton excerpted in the article:  “I cannot imagine America electing a president during a time of war who is not at his center fundamentally American in his thinking and in his values.”

A key take-away from the article is that Clinton received a lot of accurate advice, including from Penn. He wrote a remarkably prescient memo in March 2007 about the importance of appealing to what he called “the Invisible Americans,” specifically “WOMEN, LOWER AND MIDDLE CLASS VOTERS” — exactly the groups that helped Clinton beat Obama in key states nearly a year later.

Keep pounding the “rich people have to pay fair taxes too” theme, Mr. President, as I am truly enjoying watching the rethugs scramble like cockroaches as they try to invert/out-run/weasel their way out of blatantly opposing exactly that. 

I love the smell of class warfare in the morning.  In the afternoon and evening too.

MSNBC is live streaming the president’s Rose Garden address about his deficit reduction plan. Link at the top of their page. I’m hoping to hear more class warfare.

I’m inclined to file this under “Helpful Advice from Republicans” (hint: Who else is whining about Obama’s “class warfare” today?), along with Cheney’s “Hillary should primary Obama,” and conservative libertarian Steve Chapman’s op-ed in the Chicago Tribune, “Obama Should Withdraw,” which is exciting the righty blogs (and a few baggers) no end (neatly and concisely eviscerated by our pal SteveM).

Pen Mark 2010:

“Remember, President Clinton reconnected through Oklahoma, right?” Penn said, appearing on MSNBC’s Hardball on Thursday. “And the president right now seems removed. It wasn’t until that speech [after the bombing] that [Clinton] really clicked with the American public. Obama needs a similar—a similar kind of ... Yeah.”

Oooo! President Obama is bringing it today!

So, did Obama raise the medicare age to 70 or 80? I was told he was going to do that today.

So, did Obama raise the medicare age to 70 or 80? I was told he was going to do that today.

I heard he turned Paul Ryan into a newt.

Or was it that he turned Newt into Paul Ryan?

Find out what this dumb motherfucker is recommending, and do the exact opposite.

Indeed. Going through his list of prescriptions, I understand how badly HRC was served.

I can’t help but think that if Axe was Hillary’s campaign adviser instead of Penn, she’d be in the White House right now.

Bob Shrum, Lanny Davis, Mark Penn. These people are living proof that whiteness and associated assholishness enables certain people to rise far beyond their desserts, or their capabilities. They are absolutely incompetent and yet they remained employable.

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Why the fuck is it only class warfare when the richest of the rich are asked to pay their fair share?  ANSWER ME, MARK PENN!!11!!!

Look forward to the importation of the meme “the politics of envy,” in the sense widely championed by the UK Daily Telegraph as a counter to the idea that the super-rich and super-remunerated in the financial sector should be compelled to share a little of their wealth with the societies they parasitize.

It lost a little of its force under the weight of embarrassment when the stock exchanges imploded and we had to bail out certain banks etc., but they’ve recouped much of the lost ground since.

left there while I go convene a committee on the best way to save him.

I would like to volunteer for that committee.  Although whatever date is set for the first meeting, I’ll have to request a two week delay.

Look forward to the importation of the meme “the politics of envy,”

YAFB - The U.S. version of that song is Welfare Queens Driving Cadillacs (while their young bucks buy t-bone steaks).

Bob Shrum, Lanny Davis, Mark Penn. These people are living proof that whiteness and associated assholishness enables certain people to rise far beyond their desserts, or their capabilities.

Lanny Davis is a lobbyist.  He seems perfectly competent at that.

Mark Penn is on my “People to Abuse if I Ever Meet Them in Person” list. ...Penn is getting led into quicksand, then left there while I go convene a committee on the best way to save him.

Agreed!  Mine too.  Other political strategists high on my list to abuse would include Frank Luntz and Karl Rove.  I would put them in a Thunderdome cage match - two go in, only one comes out…and the rules set so that one of them has to eat the other to survive…

Well, James Carvelle & Pat Caddel then.

I would put them in a Thunderdome cage match - two go in, only one comes out…and the rules set so that one of them has to eat the other to survive…

Or what Mary Matalin and James Carville call “Date Night!”

Communications Director, Fox news contributor and 2009 NY Mayor Bloomberg (illegal) reelection campaign strategist and all around FAILbot Howard Wolfson irritates me - mainly because everyone always forgets to blame Howard Wolfson.

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