New poll: Palin about as popular as chlamydia in Alaska
[December 28, 2010] We’ve polled Palin’s favorability in ten states over the last couple months. In Alaska just 33% of voters have a favorable opinion of her to 58% with a negative one. The only place where fewer voters see her positively than her own home state is dark blue Massachusetts.
Ungrateful bastards! She’s been promoting the state relentlessly on Discovery Channel! But Co-Cultist-in-Chief Ian Lazaran over at Conservatives4Palin can explain:
In any event, it’s completely hypocritical for Palin’s opponents to cite Governor Palin’s ratings in one of the least religious states in the country as evidence of anything significant…
Oh, I get it: Alaskans don’t even love JESUS! Of course they don’t appreciate His Holy Vessel in America either.
Not convinced? Well, maybe this poll is just wrong because it was conducted by an evil leftist who is employed by the Great Orange Satan himself. Lazaran again:
First of all, it’s disconcerting that anyone would take general election polling conducted by someone employed by the Daily Kos seriously…
Good point, Ian Lazaran. What kind of dunderhead would cite Daily Kos polls for any purpose whatsoever since they’ve clearly got an anti-Jesus, anti-Palin agenda?
Oops!
D’oh!
Oof!
Yowza!
Holy hell!
Really?
These guys are gonna be fun to watch as the 2012 jockeying really gets underway. If Palin doesn’t run, there’s a genuine danger of mass cult suicide, and hopefully SarahPAC has a robust emergency plan in place.
If Palin does run and the GOP moneybags squeeze her out (because they want to win, after all), these people will form an angry mob at the RNC in Tampa that will make the Denver Rise look like a dozen or so sad, deflated-balloon-carrying fanny-pack wearers.
Oh wait, scratch that—they’ll form an angry mob that will make the 2012 RNC in Tampa look like the 1968 DNC in Chicago, only with flyswatters and mobility scooter blockades instead of clubs and protest marches.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/29/10 at 11:58 AM • Permalink
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