New poll: Palin about as popular as chlamydia in Alaska

Public Policy Polling:

[December 28, 2010] We’ve polled Palin’s favorability in ten states over the last couple months. In Alaska just 33% of voters have a favorable opinion of her to 58% with a negative one. The only place where fewer voters see her positively than her own home state is dark blue Massachusetts.

Ungrateful bastards! She’s been promoting the state relentlessly on Discovery Channel! But Co-Cultist-in-Chief Ian Lazaran over at Conservatives4Palin can explain:

In any event, it’s completely hypocritical for Palin’s opponents to cite Governor Palin’s ratings in one of the least religious states in the country as evidence of anything significant…

Oh, I get it: Alaskans don’t even love JESUS! Of course they don’t appreciate His Holy Vessel in America either.

Not convinced? Well, maybe this poll is just wrong because it was conducted by an evil leftist who is employed by the Great Orange Satan himself. Lazaran again:

First of all, it’s disconcerting that anyone would take general election polling conducted by someone employed by the Daily Kos seriously…

Good point, Ian Lazaran. What kind of dunderhead would cite Daily Kos polls for any purpose whatsoever since they’ve clearly got an anti-Jesus, anti-Palin agenda?

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Really?

These guys are gonna be fun to watch as the 2012 jockeying really gets underway. If Palin doesn’t run, there’s a genuine danger of mass cult suicide, and hopefully SarahPAC has a robust emergency plan in place.

If Palin does run and the GOP moneybags squeeze her out (because they want to win, after all), these people will form an angry mob at the RNC in Tampa that will make the Denver Rise look like a dozen or so sad, deflated-balloon-carrying fanny-pack wearers.

Oh wait, scratch that—they’ll form an angry mob that will make the 2012 RNC in Tampa look like the 1968 DNC in Chicago, only with flyswatters and mobility scooter blockades instead of clubs and protest marches.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/29/10 at 11:58 AM • Permalink

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Maybe the polling was conducted mostly in liberal urban areas of Alaska like Fairbanks or Juno.

The big move to Arizona makes more sense now.

Dave Weigel has a theory about this.

Also, Sarah is still stalling the release of her email archives as Governor. My money’s on a trail of embezzlement, lesbianism, Satan-worship, marital infidelity, multiple abortions or bribes from Big Oil.

Just like Minnesotans loathe Ratface Pawlenty because we know his evilness very intimately, so do the Alaskans disdain their half-term governor.

Can we make her go away now?  Please?

My money’s on a trail of embezzlement, lesbianism, Satan-worship, marital infidelity, multiple abortions or bribes from Big Oil.

OR?

I have family in Alaska.

It was the quitting.

Her supporters felt personally betrayed.  Even people who gritted their teeth every time she opened her yap thought she’d have the decency to finish the job she was elected to perform.

@Strange:

Did you read the piece Weigel linked to?  Here’s Beckerman’s kicker:

Whereas Alaska used to enter my every conversation, I now rarely bring it up. But as much as I’d like to avoid the subject, I’m probably stuck with it forever. Recently, while I had my hair cut in the East Village, the immigrant barber asked where I’m from.

“Alaska?” he replied in a thick Russian accent. “I used to see it from my house.”

I don’t care if he made it up, that shit is funny.

Betty, Betty, Betty.  You know polls don’t mean a thing unless they say what you want them to say!

Dear Ms. Cracker (if that really IS your name!):

I take great umbrage at the headline on this post. You will be hearing from my attorney!

Yours,
Chlamydia

Was chlamydia chosen because it was supposed to be unpopular?  Not in Alaska!

Alaska has had the first or second highest Chlamydia trachomatis
(CT) infection rate in the United States each year since 2000.

http://www.epi.alaska.gov/bulletins/docs/b2009_13.pdf

Comment by MikeJ on 12/29/10 at 05:59 PM

Alaska has had the first or second highest Chlamydia trachomatis (CT) infection rate in the United States each year since 2000.

To be fair, that is expected to drop once Bristol moves to Arizona.

Chlamydia in Alaska’s a piker!

sincerely,

Chlamydia in North Carolina

Not to go OT but Sarah’s protege is under federal investigation re: her campaign finances per TPM.  Guess Sarah skippsed some lessons.

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