Nigeria Sells Dick Cheney Back to Haliburton for $250 Million

I wonder if the shareholders get to vote on this. $250 million could have filled a lot of Christmas stockings.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/14/10 at 10:11 PM • Permalink

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Shit. Give me $250,000 and I’LL drop all charges, same as Nigeria. Otherwise…LET’S GET HIM!

Comment by kre8tr810 on 12/14/10 at 10:34 PM

We should have auctioned him off to the highest bidder.

Comment by Oblomova on 12/14/10 at 10:44 PM

BTW, Oblamova, love the feminine patronimic of Oblamov. It rolls tripingly from the tongue, yes?

Comment by kre8tr810 on 12/14/10 at 11:33 PM

Thanks. It also reflects my slothful approach to existence. Fortunately, as a freelancer, hanging out in my PJs is pretty much not only NOT frowned upon, but required. If only so I can rub it into other people that I don’t have to wear pants. (BURP!!!!)

Comment by Oblomova on 12/14/10 at 11:44 PM

When this story first broke, I figured it was a one-day wonder.  Interesting how long it’s lasted.

Thanks for passing along the latest, in any case.

Comment by bjkeefe on 12/15/10 at 01:30 AM

Confirmation?  WSJ is reporting the same story, fwiw.

Comment by bjkeefe on 12/15/10 at 01:56 AM

Best 419 scam ever.

Comment by Tom65 on 12/15/10 at 09:42 AM

they steal that much every day in Iraq.

Comment by merl on 12/16/10 at 05:34 PM
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