No, You Are NOT America: Now, Please Go Fuck Yourself

Another Hot Pick from the Glenn Beck Paste-Eating-Patriot Music Machine.

NOTE: The sign citing 2 Chronicles 7:14 points to this unenforceable boilerplate promise from Earth’s Absentee Landlord:

If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

Yeah, well, whatever. Thanks for cancer, strokes, flesh-eating bacteria, limbless Iraqi babies and the current Pittsburgh Pirates lineup, you big old passive-aggressive Nobodaddy, you.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/08/10 at 01:09 PM • Permalink

Categories: Music • Music Videos • Politics • Nutters • Teabaggery •

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Most appropriate post title evar.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 07/08/10 at 01:42 PM

Thanks, Betty. I’m just not ready to let “America” be defined by a bunch of primitive screwheads.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/08/10 at 01:51 PM

Break out the Brawndo. It has electrolytes.

Comment by Tom65 on 07/08/10 at 01:54 PM

The Rapture can’t come quick enough. Get these morons out of here.

Comment by justlen on 07/08/10 at 05:41 PM

America seems to need a lot of costume changes. What I want to know is, when Krista’s Raptured up, will her mascara go with her?

Very civil of you to say “please,” Strange. So tired of these nuts who think they’re the whole sundae.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 07/08/10 at 06:40 PM

When your IQ is below 47 it’s pretty amazing what you can do with a Casio keyboard, Garageband, iMovie, a shop fan, and a shit-ton of sophistry.

Comment by fogiv on 07/08/10 at 07:44 PM

(watches 10 seconds of video)

(barfs)

Comment by Will on 07/08/10 at 08:47 PM

“Make a joke of what we believe;
Say we don’t matter ‘cuz you disagree.”

Aww, poor little victims. Projection much?

Hey, Krista—remember when Republican assholes at their 2004 convention were making a joke of John Kerry’s war injuries by wearing purple heart band-aids?

How about when self-proclaimed super-patriots like you were saying that those of us who disagreed with you (usually by criticizing the Bushbaby admin’s disastrous policies) weren’t real Americans, and that we should either leave the country or be arrested for treason?

Remember, Krista?

Krista?