Nobody Ever Nibbled Marlin Perkins’ Neck

As far as I know, not like this, anyway. Huh, “totally natural,” the guy says.Yeah, I’ll see your “totally natural.” Next up, dogs and cats living together, and the entire Animal Kingdom slides into debauchery, licentiousness, and crude, Euro-style living. I told you those radical social policies wouldn’t work.

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 01/26/12 at 08:23 AM • Permalink

Categories: Critters • Messylaneous • YouTubidity •

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Birther/Georgia ballot challenge court hearing livestreaming:

http://www.birthersummit.org/

The judge is just letting the Birthers present their craziness in all it’s glory.

Comment by Bob Stanley on 01/26/12 at 10:47 AM

OMG, Bob, THANK YOU!

Bless their little racist demented buttons.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 01/26/12 at 11:00 AM

I love that video. If I were the guy being handled, though, I would have been scared shitless. That silver back is one big critter!

Comment by Betty Cracker on 01/26/12 at 11:03 AM

That video is fantastic! I like how the Silverback is all “I could, but I won’t.”

Comment by Nancy in Detroit on 01/26/12 at 11:51 AM

I like how the Silverback is all “I could, but I won’t.”

Now I know how my daughter’s dates feel about me.

Comment by justlen on 01/26/12 at 12:00 PM

Ms Polly,
Did you see the part where Orly got up on the stand as a witness? She was both the lawyer and the witness.

Comment by Bob Stanley on 01/26/12 at 01:22 PM

I’ve been to see the mountain gorillas—right where this guy is. There are two groups of “habituated” gorillas in Bwindi. That means they’re habituated to the presence of humans. They’re not tame.
The gorillas go wherever they want, of course being gorillas. Sometimes they’re very near the camp and sometimes you have to hike several hours to where they are, which we had to do.
You are not allowed to approach the gorillas any closer than five meters. However, the gorillas sometimes approach you. You are instructed not to stare at their eyes and to not make any sudden moves.
Seeing the mountain gorillas was one of the greatest experiences of my life. They’re awesome—in the original meaning of the word.