That lineup of “entertainers” reminds me of the cast of ‘The Simpsons’ parody of ‘Hee-Haw’:

Starring, in alphabetical Order:
Yodelin’ Zeke;
Butterball Jackson;
Freddy Boy and Yuma;
Cloris Mozelle;
Big Shirtless Ron;
Orville and Hurley;
Cappy Maye;
Hip Diddler;
Rudy;
and the Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band!

Lawn chairs?  Check.  Blankets?  Check.  Bottled waterPatriotism?  Check!  How could busing people from out of state (i.e. non-voters) to a rally eight months before an election possibly fail?

I love how quickly the tea-bagger movement has gone from people acting like fools to other people happily parting them from their money.

Time to piss off my Republican friends. Setting my FB status to “tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.”

Why am I not surprised to see Melanie “Look at me! Look at me!” Morgan on that list?  Though, iirc, Russo Marsh & Rogers (or some incarnation), of Move America Forward fame, is allegedly a major behind-the-scenes player in a lot of this Tea Party BS.

Oh, I also like that they have to explain exactly what time “high noon” is on their poster.  snort!

I think the Coffee Party needs to counter-protest.

If those photos are to be believed, the Teabaggers have discovered time travel, and will be featuring Victoria Jackson from 15 years ago! She will make some jokes about Bill Clinton eating hamburgers. Then someone will tell her about Monica Lewinsky, she will return to 1995 and write some preemptive dick-jokes, permanently disrupting the space-time continuum. The only one who can save us now is Michael J. Fox.

I think the Coffee Party needs to counter-protest.

Set up tables, chairs and a big coffee pot.  Then just sit, drink a hot beverage and have a few laughs.

Which reminds me, I’ve always wanted to go to a teabagger event with a cup of hot water and see if anyone would hand over one of their teabags.

Strange - Jerry Doyle DID make a damn good Security Chief on the series Babylon 5.

I like him as an actor.  As a pundit, not so much.

Ah, former San Diego Mayor (tossed out of office on a felon conviction) and Rush wanna-be Roger Hedgecock.

And Victoria Jackson is knee-deep in the fundie Muslimphobia and birtherdom.  The problem is she normally comes off as vapid and airheaded as her SNL character was.

~~I searched the world over and thought I’d found true love

You met another and *fart* you was gone..~~

I sat in the waiting room at the pharmacy listening to one of these goobers complain about Obama in a loud tone of voice today.  After a few minutes I told him that he was entitled to his own opinions, but not his own facts, and that as a patriotic American I didn’t care to hear our commander-in-chief slandered like that.

He told me that when Obama’s terrorist buddies take over he hopes they cut off my children’s heads first.

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A Tea Party at high noon? I hope the DEA has been informed.