Not A Dry Seat In The House at Palin’s Pella Premiere

      Red Carpet Burn

Those attending the premiere of 1/2 Gov. Snowflake’s cinematic hagiography at the Corn Syrup Dispensary in Pella tonight could be forgiven for “spending a penny” or two, if not from desperation as the film reached the ninety minute mark with no sign of wrapping up, then from anticipation of The Malign Sarah’s after-film remarks: where better for her to make The Announcement!

They were not disappointed, either: although the Grisly Mama walked back her eldest daughter’s earlier indiscretion (running? me? not so much) like a pro, she did thank people for working for her! Game Set, QED!

Well folks, THAT was your clue. She is definitely running for the Presidency. You don’t tell your grassroots people to go pound shoeleather, thank them for helping Bannon put on a nice production and organize for the Iowa Caucuses, then turn around and say, “.....NAAAAAAAH, I’M HAVING MY PERIOD”.

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 06/28/11 at 09:03 PM • Permalink

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Another awesome Blingee Mrs. P.

NAAAAAAAH, I’M HAVING MY PERIOD”.

[JawThud]

In WingNuttia this is more proof there is absolutely no sexism in the GOP.

Sarah (on Greta’s show) continues to signal her campaign commitment by not deciding:

RedDaveR 18 seconds ago

Gov. Palin: ” I’m thinking about the decision”. Could this be her way of telling us that the decision has been made, and is thinking about when/how to announce?  I hope so.

We all know that Sarah Palin, like Matthew Harrison Brady in Inherit the Wind, does not think about things that she does not think about.

I think the takeaway lesson from today’s movie premiere is that — aside from us and C4P — America is bored to death with the Palins.

If she has to think that long about it how committed (and I don’t mean as in insane asylum) could she be?

If she has to think that long about it how committed (and I don’t mean as in insane asylum) could she be?

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! SARAH’S REFUSAL TO COMMIT SHOWS THE DEPTH OF HER UNCONVENTIONAL COMMITMENT TO COMMONSENSE CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES, AMERICA, CAPITALISM AND DEFENDING US FROM BELL RINGING RED COATS WHO WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS!!! UNCONVENTIONALLY. ALSO!

On the other hand, she is trying to keep her Fox paycheck coming as long as possible, and there’s reason to believe she’s waiting out the July 25th statutory deadline to file civil or criminal complaints regarding her actions as Governor. After that, she’s just ducking debate appearances and tough questions until the campaign filing deadline, hoping the other candidates will self-destruct.

Eek! Check out the creep over her shoulder during this interview.

Egad. I accidentally got invited to a screening of this craptacular while attending Netroots Nation. Everyone do yourselves a favor, skip this POS and go see The Last Mountain. I can’t think of anyone less consequential than Sarah effing Palin.

Not committing is mavericky! Running in no discernable order around primary states in a deluxe circus wagon is unconventional! Precipitously stepping down from elected office is selfless!

Where were these people when Tonya Harding needed them?

Why is Mansour wearing a scarf? It’s summer, as Sarah, with two-buttons-too-many-undone, can attest.

I think Griff Jennings Jenkins is the kind of guy who likes ketchup on a hot dog. Just sayin’, yo.

@matt: my sympathies on your 113 minutes of agony. In a just world, Palin would be doing blow-outs at the Wasilla Curl Up’n Dye.

On a scale of one to five earplugs, just how intrusive was the soundtrack?

Oh, and another thing, who of you, mockeries, can capsulay American values like a sweaty pensioner grasping for his lost stalk of youth?

Whenever I see Sarah Palin’s beautiful smile, I see light at the end of the tunnel.

Don’t go into the light!

Furthermore and contrariwise, BUSES ARE BAD.

You just heard the MeMe bus hitting the brakes and doing a u-turn back to Iowa.

I can’t not believe that woman has already rolled out a bus.  Does Mitt have a bus??

the MeMe bus

So economical that they can recycle all their old MEE-chelle etc. hate-jokes, just by taking out an L.

Well, most of them. Rep. CornFlake is still as white as 1/2 Gov. SnowFlake, so she can only offend them so far.

Check that QED link. The slug actually says “governor-PLAIN-in-iowa-...”

Now that’s dedication to down-homeyness!

Just a good ol’ girl
Never finished a job
Beats all you ever saw
Been resigning since something or whatever

That ABC article is soo sad and I hope that more black people free the Democratic plantation like Sonnie and her daughter did. Liberals don’t love black people they just use them. Conservatives don’t look at skin color, we look at character and values

Toast—a colorful mix of light and dark, burnt and pure, Obama is that—post Toasties. Or sumpin like that.

Eek! Check out the creep over her shoulder during this interview.

Yikes! That’s one wired looking dude. Got kind of a Jack Ruby energy.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! SARAH’S REFUSAL TO COMMIT SHOWS THE DEPTH OF HER UNCONVENTIONAL COMMITMENT TO COMMONSENSE CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES, AMERICA, CAPITALISM AND DEFENDING US FROM BELL RINGING RED COATS WHO WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS!!! UNCONVENTIONALLY. ALSO!

TOO!!!

“What we talk about on the fishing boat stays on the fishing boat.”

We all know that Sarah Palin, like Matthew Harrison Brady in Inherit the Wind, does not think about things that she does not think about.

Right.  But, unlike Brady, she doesn’t think about things she does think about, either.

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