Methinks old Ernie has had one too many Botox shots.

Was this an Anchorman prank, ala someone wrote that in his teleprompter and he didn’t even notice?

I’m not sure how this affects the Five-Day Forecast, but I suspect it improves the weatherman’s outlook marvelously:

Chicken Brickin’  
 
You’ll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken’s head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you’re lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Rinse chicken well. Make soup.

[from the online Urban Dictionary]

Was this an Anchorman prank, ala someone wrote that in his teleprompter and he didn’t even notice?

Someone else wondered the same thing elsewhere. Looks like he was ad-libbing to me.  I tried to find longer video of what occurred during the forecast to prompt the chicken chatter, but came up empty.

Charles Rocket, you were ahead of your time.

chicken brickin…

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Ernie is going to have to work a lot harder than that to replace Roger Grimsby in the annals of New York Newscasters’ unfortunate remarks.

Roger once introduced International Women’s Day with the remark, “And now, for other trivia…”

And that was one of Roger’s milder quips. He didn’t go for mere profanity; he went for content.

So THATS why they call it Fux News!