Obama, ACORN Cause Eggo Waffle Shortage
This is clearly an affront to mothers everywhere, who have to explain to their daughters that the dusky-hued one and his ACORN minions have denied them their waffles.
This is clearly an affront to mothers everywhere, who have to explain to their daughters that the dusky-hued one and his ACORN minions have denied them their waffles.
Goddamn Acorn, making the river flood.
Fortunately, it appears that America will never run out of Oblomova’s Raging Twatwaffles
It’s a bottomless cup, Strange! Er, I mean ... (And once again, I do feel compelled to explain that the phrase “twatwaffle” only entered my lexicon thanks to the wonderful Ms. Poppy Z. Brite. She may have found it elsewhere, but I never heard it before reading it at her blog in the aftermath of Katrina—a situation deserving of the epithet, and then some.)
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