Obama, ACORN Cause Eggo Waffle Shortage

This is clearly an affront to mothers everywhere, who have to explain to their daughters that the dusky-hued one and his ACORN minions have denied them their waffles.

Posted by Tom65 on 11/23/09 at 02:22 PM • Permalink

Categories: FoodPoliticsPolisnark

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Goddamn Acorn, making the river flood.

Fortunately, it appears that America will never run out of Oblomova’s Raging Twatwaffles

It’s a bottomless cup, Strange! Er, I mean ... (And once again, I do feel compelled to explain that the phrase “twatwaffle” only entered my lexicon thanks to the wonderful Ms. Poppy Z. Brite. She may have found it elsewhere, but I never heard it before reading it at her blog in the aftermath of Katrina—a situation deserving of the epithet, and then some.)

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