Obama will be a one-term president because THERE WILL BE NO PIE!

This music video is the creation of director and “pie baker” (WTF?) Molotov Mitchell, who has done work for WND, is a REALLY GOOD CHRISTIAN (he has “ZEALOT” tattooed on his arm), and, according to his YouTube channel, is inordinately obsessed with homosexuals (seriously, just scroll ... TEH GAYS HAUNT HIS HETERO DREAM WORLD!).

The only nice thing I can say about this video is that it’s better than anything the Young Cons have ever done and if that bar were any lower it would be poking up sod in China. And congrats to Islamophobic “Constitution Kate” and birther “The MZA” (Meathead Zipper Attack?) for being two of the whitest people I’ve ever seen in my life. Now everyone point and laugh because pasty wingnuts are rappin’ again! Yaaaaay! [via Instaputz and Wonkette]

MORE: Here’s a better hip hop video about pie…

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/03/10 at 11:16 AM • Permalink

Categories: Food • Music • Music Videos • Politics • Barack Obama • Nutters • Teabaggery • Skull Hampers • YouTubidity •

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WTF? I new when you said the second video was better than the Young Cons one, I should watch it. But curiousity got the better of me and now I’m in danger of losing my breakfast.

My grandfather is hipper than those guys and he’s been dead for 40 years.

Comment by Glix on 03/03/10 at 12:14 PM

This music video is the creation of director and “pie baker” (WTF?) Molotov Mitchell

He thought American Pie was a documentary and a how-to.

Comment by Morbo on 03/03/10 at 12:25 PM

How is this going to help him get his bakery job back?

He’d be a lot further ahead if he spent a little time with some textbooks and got a GED.

I worry that many more unemployed white people are going to choose to make embarrassing rap videos, instead of taking advantage of available scholarships, grants and training programs. Ayn Rand foresaw this precise situation more than 50 years ago, which is why she drank heavily and wrote a lot of gibberish.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/03/10 at 12:50 PM

lulz. Zealot wuz ‘rapping’.

Question: is ‘Constitution Kate’ in any way related to TexasDarlin’s uber-PUMA harpy sidekick DrKate?

Comment by fogiv on 03/03/10 at 01:28 PM

This is ostensibly about pie, but not really about pie.

Comment by Steve M. on 03/03/10 at 01:37 PM

And BTW, I admire the mad skillz of “Constitution Kate,” considering the fact that she’d obviously never heard anyone rap until they handed the lyric sheet.

Comment by Steve M. on 03/03/10 at 01:43 PM

Mind you, I always though the “C” at the start of “rap” was silent, but damn, that was pathetic.

Notice the liberal use of the word “boy” in talking about Obama as well.

Comment by Patrick McKinnion on 03/03/10 at 02:11 PM

If Charlie Rangel resigns, can we hope that the GOP tries to grab his seat from the Democrats via “outreach” that includes these guys? Does God like me that me much?

Comment by Steve M. on 03/03/10 at 03:25 PM

Jesus H. kripsy Kreme. I listed to precisely two seconds of that before yanking the speakers out.

And, scuse me wingnuts, wtf is with the sudden obsession with rap? Guys, you’re not cool, never will be, and co-opting a form of music originally begun as a legitimate form of anti-establishmentarian expression in the name of your RWA bullshit is not cool.

Sorry. Went a bit Amanda Marcotte there with the run on sentence and the hoyven-mayven.

Comment by Mike on 03/03/10 at 04:49 PM

I actually made it a bit more than a minute into this thing, which is more than I can say about any of the Young Cons videos. After I saw Molotov Mitchell rapping about pie, I called it quits. That way lies insanity.