Obaministration initiates Protocols of the Elders of GLBT; Everyone really doomed this time.
This is not a good week for our insect bothering friends. Obama’s dastardly plan to make throwing rocks at a gay couple a federal hate crime (which is totally not fair, look you made Tony cry) is a few swipes of the pen from completion. At the same time the Department of Health & Human Services is unleashing a plot to send your grandparents to Death Camp and replace them with people who are old and gay! It’s TRUE (via the HHS Website):*
HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius today announced plans to establish the nation’s first national resource center to assist communities across the country in their efforts to provide services and supports for older lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) individuals.
Experts estimate that as many as 1.5 to 4 million LGBT are aged 60 or older [That sound you just heard was fReichtards keeling over at the thought of 4 million Barney Franks roaming the world, talking smack and taking no prisoners -ed].
Here’s the thing. The amount of money Sebelius wants to set aside, not has, but wants to set aside if she can get it, amounts to diddly/squat. Really, $250,000? It is a nice gesture. It’s a start. It’s the equivalent of a Hallmark card from the .99 bin.
But once the moth rapists stop screaming about the mean old nasty anti-hate crimes bill (because people who pass anti-hate crime legislation are the real haters and look, Tony’s still crying), they’ll start up about this. You know the drill: Impassioned gibbering and shrieking against taking care of old people. Warnings that this poses a dire threat to the three C’s: Christianity, Children & Civilization. One of those douchenozzles is certain to compare himself to Rosa Parks or Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. after he gets roundly mocked for being total wank stain.
Followed by yet another Fam’ly Values jackass getting caught with his hands down someone’s pants or a “device” down his wetsuit.
Popcorn?
[xp 300]
*People who make jokes about a “rearguard action” will be dipped in Mountain Dew, rolled in Cheetos dust and thrown to the fRighties.
Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 10/22/09 at 08:20 PM • Permalink
