So my question about him is was he always a douchebag or did he become one?

Meaning was his head always swollen two sizes too big or somewhere along the way did he read his own press clippings and believe them?

Or perhaps he’ll just move to the Republican party, where sex scandals are no reason to end—or even interrupt—a career.

John’s only remaining options are Talk-Show Host or Governor of Alaska.

Those, or maybe a cop-and-lawyer “buddy” movie with Dean Cain, who hasn’t had much luck post-“Lois & Clark.”

The editors at Time should worry about their own careers. Bleah.

(Love child? Really?)

John’s only remaining options are Talk-Show Host ...

Good Morning Two Americas?

Would that be Buttafuco and Edwards’ weiners on celebrity boxing?

I don’t know what the kittehs are saying about the latest Edwards scandal, but I love it when they suggest Axelrod knew about this and forced Edwards out with a blackmail threat,throwing the non-Hillary voters to Obama.  Because Edwards had such a huge following and was everyone’s favorite when he withdrew with 26 delegates.

From what I’m hearing about the tape, Edwards has a promising future as a porn star.  Who knew that the guy with Opie’s face was packing an anaconda?  And unlike Ron Jeremy, I bet he doesn’t look like he’s wearing a black angora sweater when he strips.

Maybe he and Carrie Prejean could go into business together.

Ron Jeremy is good, but he’s no Jamie Gillis.

Oh, and HTP? Totally agree with you on the tone-deafness of “love child.” Good lord, what decade is this, after all?

Allan, it’s amazing how much Miss Ross looked like MJ even back then. Say, you don’t think…nah!

...that they shared plastic surgeons?

Edwards should become a Christian.