Of course she is

Dear God,

Can we please skip the bit where the Salahi’s, in a final bid for attention, set themselves on fire, leap out of a plane and free fall into a tank full of sharks?

Thanks,

HTP

p.s. Nice work with the weather today.

Michaele Salahi, who is famous at this point for being famous at some other point, will appear in Playboy, according to TMZ. The shoot will take place later this month.

Because nothing says sexy like a bloodless collection of pipe cleaners shaped like a lady. I guess Playboy is going for the vampire nerd and goth geek market.

Sorry. That was mean and unnecessary. I’m just jealous because I don’t get paid to write captions like this:

Many have said they have seen too much of the Salahis. Today, they all rue their words.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 09/04/10 at 11:11 PM • Permalink

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That caption is classic. The final sentence in particular brings to mind the many movies parodied by Monster Chiller Horror Theater on the much-missed SCTV (featuring Count Floyd and Dr. Tongue). Here is that sentence in its native environment:

They LAUGHED at me at the university! Told me I was mad! That my experiments would never work! Now I’ll show them! Today, they all rue their words. Mwahahahaha!

Comment by meepmeep09 on 09/05/10 at 12:50 AM